8:25 am, 07.Sep.07 · 11 Comments

I asked for high contrast and lots of drama, this is what Jenny the hair-cutting waif gave me. God I love her.

10:19 am, 31.Jan.07 · 3 Comments

First of all, because Peter Cetera’s “Glory of Love” just came on Kathleen Turner Overdrive and I have nobody to emotively type the lyrics to, since Wolfdogg is not online. I am now accepting applications for back-up shitty song reader. E-mail your resume to jodi@iwilldare.com.
Second of all, I have hair that is all one color. [...]

8:49 pm, 13.Jan.07 · 2 Comments

I’m roughly seven hours into my “24″ siege. I have to watch all of season five before the party tomorrow. I have to prove Ross wrong. He doesn’t think I can do, so now I have to. It’s not easy. Jack’s hotness does help a little, though I am partial to dark-haired men.

My notness makes [...]

1:55 pm, 17.Oct.06 · 10 Comments

And with that, I’ve been transformed into a person with rockstar hair.
First boring, snoozy blond

Then funky, new brunette

Finally, Rockstar Supergenius

3:09 pm, 16.Oct.06 · 1 Comment

I went to go get a new hair do today. The pretty little hairdo just wasn’t doing what it used to. I was in need of a change. First, let me say that I have a total girlcrush on Jenny, the haircutting waif. She’s all of like 22 and as cute as can be. She [...]

7:53 pm, 07.Mar.06 · 8 Comments

told you so.

7:31 pm, 06.Mar.06 · 4 Comments

so now i’m a freaking blonde. it’s so weird. i am not sure if i am digging it yet or not.

10:23 am, 06.Mar.06 · No Comments

“i just decided right now that i have got to get my hair cut or i will die,” i said to Maria when i got back from the bathroom.
“i know how that goes,” she said.
so i called my local Cole’s Salon to see if i could get in with sweet, sweet Abby. no such luck, [...]

11:05 am, 07.Jul.05 · Comments Off

yeah, so i’m avoiding the news because i don’t want to cry at work.
in other jodinews, my new grown-up hair is a big hit here at work. i didn’t even have to punch Kappa to get him to compliment it and all it’s grown-upedness. it’s weird having it so dark. i feel like i should [...]

8:49 pm, 06.Jul.05 · 4 Comments

“i look so grown-up,” i said.
“grown-ups don’t have violet hair,” abby said.
“but you know if it weren’t violet, a grown-up would totally have this hair,” i said.
the growing out process is painful and not anywhere near complete and i totally wanted to chicken right out today. but abby talked me down from the ledge.
“i [...]

1:32 pm, 07.Apr.05 · 1 Comment

my hair is much more of a short leather tuscadero mullet than anything joan jett ever had. also, whoever put the heroin coated malted milk balls on the treat table is going right to hell.

10:28 pm, 10.Mar.05 · 4 Comments

yesterday amidst all the hubbub, i got bright orange firecracker hair. it was super cute yesterday and i should have taken a picture, but i was busy and stuff. so now you have to see it a day later after it’s been slept on and with some delightful circles around my eyes thansk to 4 [...]

9:42 pm, 22.Dec.04 · 3 Comments

i fell asleep reading tom wolfe’s Stalking the Billion-Footed Beast and when i woke up, i discovered that i had the best bedhead ever. ever.

4:49 pm, 26.Oct.04 · 11 Comments

damon’s still pretty new and doesn’t believe in the heinousness of my hair at certain moments in it’s life. so i present for all to behold: Narcoleptic Copywriter Head. if you are pregnant, have a pacemaker, or a weak disposition, please do not click that link. we at the fortress of supergeniushood cannot be responsible [...]

2:36 pm, 06.Oct.04 · 12 Comments

it’s amazing how a little color and a hair cut can make you go from unhappy serial killer looking, to semi-normal girl with hair of fire.