i am happy to report that after 3 month hiatus, tomorrow at 12:20 p.m. i will be returning to the hair salon for a cut and a color. if you had any idea how mullety my hair was right at this very moment, you’d be rejoicing.

“did you get your hair cut?” graphicsboy asked.
“no, i just brushed it,” i said. “why do you always think i got my hair cut?”
“well it’s usually the same sort of messy every day, when it’s different i think you got it cut.”
“oh please,”i said. “have you ever known me to not get a hair cut [...]

first of all, i think the TTHM is missing. i haven’t heard from him in about 392 days or something and i miss him.
second of all, i just got a look at myself in the bathroom mirror and woooeee, i’m a little rough around the edges. i need a hair cut and color in the [...]

i am much too bewildered to have such cute hair. sadly, it’s wasted.

i’m getting my haircut on friday, so if you wanna come by and make out and stuff, i’m totally gonna be cute. but, i will be driving a shortbus– don’t hold it against me, it’s not mine. it seems my whole fam has to borrow ruby this weekend leaving me with sister #4’s shortbus while [...]

my story went over splendidly. roughly 3982 times better than i thought it would. a few of my ‘mates even told me how much they liked it before class started, which made me blush all pleasingly.
when i returned home tonight i found in my mailbox a check for $179.35 from the oral maxilofacialhabbajabba place that [...]

the men i work with keep walking by me and tapping their heads, then they mouth something. since i’m entirely too pissy to take off my headphone i just smile and nod my head. i’m under the assumption they are speaking about the suicide blonde and complimenting it. if not, then i really don’t care [...]

i have blonde hair now, i thought you should know. the jury is still out on whether or not blondes have more fun. allegedly gentlemen prefer blondes, but so far that’s proving not so true.
perhaps if you say pretty please i will post a picture tonight after class.
speaking of which, they are critiquing my [...]

Apparently the import hair issues didn’t have the urgency I initially thought. My appointment is actually for tomorrow. Of course, I didn’t discover this until I arrived at the hair place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, I didn’t want you to all suffer through a sleepless night kept awake by the anticipation of new hair.

this morning i sent this e-mail to creative and web teams that i work with:
I just want to let all y’all know I’m taking off around 4 p.m. this afternoon. I have very important hair issues to attend to. So if you need anything today, bug me about it now or it’ll have to wait [...]

i called yesterday to make an appointment to get my hair cut and colored. it’s back to it’s absolutely awful not really brown not really blonde natural state. it’s hideous. so i thought i’d go in and get re-redinated and it’d be great fun. so i called and made an appointment with Mary, my haircutter [...]

a badbad picture of some badbad hair.

all this cute hair and it’s wasted on you!

i’m already sick of working from home. the problem is that there’s nobody to talk to and i’ve already told myself to shut up four times.
in other news, i took a look at myself in the mirror and i totally look like a monchichi.

keith, you don’t know scary:
there’s this
this
and this, which is unusually more unattractive than normal
this
this
my personal favorite
this one’s got a wingspan
ohh maybe this one’s my favorite, or not, the hair’s too naturally golden or something
and you can’t forget the ronald mcdonald redheadbedhead
now tell me, are you afraid?