It might be the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine. How can I not feel fine? I’m 34 now. Well technically, I won’t be 34 until 6:36 p.m. That’s right, no lie, I will be 34 at exactly 6:36 p.m. on 6.6.06. It’d been much cooler if I were [...]

So it’s only Monday, the day before my birthday (tomorrow 06.06.06, duh) and the birthday bonanza has begun.
It’s so damn dorky, but I love my birthday. I’m turning 34 and I still get so excited about my birthday that when I think about it at night I can’t quite breath and my heart gets [...]

On saturday night, one of my very best friends in the entire world announced to a crowded bar that I “put out.”
If I close my eyes I can still feel the heat of my blush and hear that low rumble of lots and lots of men cheering and whopping at the same time.
Michelle, our [...]

It’s a mere 6 days until 06.06.06 which is my birthday! The only thing that would make this birthday cooler is if I was 6′6″ and turning 36. Sadly I am only 6′5″ and soon to be 34. I guess you can’t have everything. Incidentally, hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is a fear of the number 666. Imagine, disliking [...]

Since the original plans for my birthday on 06.06.06 (which is in one week, get thee to Amazon pronto) all went to shit, I’m thinking I might go check out the The Omen on that, the most special of birthdays. I think it’d be fun to see all the mark of the beast and 666 [...]

If you’re wondering what to get the internet’s sweetheart for her very special 666 birthday, you should get her some new headphones. The Disco Stu headphones are just about shot, the ear things are all slidey and sucky, and they keep falling off. So yes new headphones are a need-to-have.

My server goes beserk and you have to live in a world without iwilldare.com. See? That’s not so fun, is it. Is it? So you’d better get to buying me some gifts or something. My super-special birthday, which is 06.06.06, is in less than 3 weeks. time’s a-wastin’.

Your desire for me at this point must be totally overwhelming. I’ve had the Make Sweet Sweet Love to me Vibe going full-blast all day. It will all be over soon. I am about to depart to the Wolfdoggy-dogg’s. He and the Wolflings are gonna show me through the wilds of River Falls, Wisconsin, where [...]

Dear Slayer,
I, jodichromeysupergenius aka jodi, queen of the underground would like to extend this formal invitation to you and your cohorts and your fans and people of your ilk to kiss my ass.
Nice try. If you think you are stealing 06.06.06 from me, you’ve got another thing coming. I totally called dibs on 06.06.06 way [...]

Clearly Peewee is the only one who listens to anything I have to say when it comes to my one true heart’s desire — because it was she who finally caved to my incessant demands for a red robot keychain and for that, she’s totally getting the Sweet Valley High books when I die. you [...]

with only 56 days until 06.06.06 (which is my birthday), it’s not too early for you to order me the red robot keychain that i’ve wanted for like 893 years and have yet to get as a nice gift from you.

since i keep forgetting to tell some people, i have totally called dibs on 06. it’s my year and if you even think about stealing it from me, i will cut you. ok?
see, my birthday this year happens to fall on 06.06.06, which, incidentally, is five months from today. so there’s plenty of time to [...]

the only thing better than birthday-presents are the day-after-your-birthday presents (thanks Tam). and even better than day-after-your-birthday are week-after-your-birthday presents. so, you know, there’s still time and shit.
i went out to lunch with my BFK to celebrate. i was feeling pretty shitty before she came. i’m not exactly sure why. it might have been because [...]

after so many years in a row of birthday splendor from my friends and family, you’d think that i would be used to it. but i’m not. and for some reason, this year seems to be getting to me more than years past.
today i’m a weepy mess of a birthday girl. it’s just all so [...]

so it seems that i’m 33 now. i spent the last day of being 32 doing the dishes, reading comic books in my underpants, and doing laundry. a fitting end to a fitting, year. i think.
i have to say looking back, that 32 didn’t stink quite as much as i thought it would. it [...]