i am becoming oddly obsessed with the different categories of underpants that i never knew existed. apparently there are alternative underwear and travel underwear and now i’m really worried that my underwear might be underdressed.

dear martin,
forgive me for i have sinned. it’s been 355 days since my last binge. i have resisted the urge on many occassions, but tonight i caved. maybe it was the fact that i didn’t want to sit at work anymore and i still had an hour to burn until i met 2/3 of [...]

surprising to some or perhaps nobody at all, i’ve joined hoopty’s rack browser. i sent in my picture late last week then pondered why i did it and what i would say about it.
i’ve spent a lot of my life not feeling too comfortable in my own skin. i’ve always felt too fat or too [...]

every few years that ol’ debate about why men can go topless and women can’t flares up. usually i think it’s just silly, because really, why would a woman want to go topless? especially women who are more generously endowed.
but now, i’ve changed my mind. lately, i’ve been traipsing around the joint sans shirt and [...]

have i told you lately that my most very favorite part of the day is when i get to take my bra off?
it’s heaven.

so here i sit like a pud picking at my fingernails and listening to big head todd and the monsters (which is on deck today along with big star).
ya know, i still don’t even know what the hell pud means. when i was in 6th grade greg fryer told amy lee to stop being such [...]

while gathering laundry to bring to my parents’ house, i made two observations.
one, i have a lot of damn bras. well, it seems like a lot. because i really don’t know the average number of bras a woman owns. is it 5? 7? 15? 392? i picked 8 up off the floor, plus there is [...]

my shoulders are in knots. i am coiled tight, a spring waiting to pop. my vacation could not come at a better time. my work ethic rating has slid into negative numbers. i don’t think i’ve done much of anything in the past week. but the launch went off with only a small hitch. yay!
the [...]

contents of shopping bags after recent trip to the mall:
1 pair black cords
1 sorta suedey black shirt
1 supersoft cashmerey baby blue cardigan sweater
1 pair of baby blue underpants with sheep jumping over fences
1 pinky lambswool turtleneck sweater
4 bras (red, white lace, royal blue, navy blue)
total damaged to back account=$148.96 (i am soo impressed)