The 'breasts' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word breasts. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

August 28th, 2006

So proud of her, I cried.

Wendy’s write-up of the 3-day left me in tears.

January 31st, 2006

not chocolate covered breasts

since i never ever got the red robot keychain that i desired with my entire soul, you should take the money you saved and go buy some truffles from team boobylicious. you don’t even have to send them to me, you can eat them yourself. it’s for a good cause. plus, who doesn’t love chocolate [...]

January 17th, 2006

valentine’s day gift

while i would love some orange flowers for valentine’s day, you could do even better by buying yourself some homemade booby-loving truffles to help support Wendy’s team boobylicious raise money for the 3-day walk for the cure.

January 8th, 2004

miss come and go, where you been now?

despite last night’s case of the melodramatic jackasses, i’m doing pretty well tonight. i take care of me real good like. in other news my cleveage area itches like hell. i think my breasts may be allergic to each other or something. sadly, i cannot go around scratching my stuff in the middle of the [...]

June 3rd, 2003

embarrassing problems

i think i might have developed a sudden allergy to Tide. or maybe i’ve developed and allergy to my shower gel. i dunno what the hell the problem is but my breasts itch like nobody’s business. there’s no rash, i’ve checked. no other part of my body is itchy, just my breasts. specifically my cleavage. [...]

September 29th, 2002

ta-tas

for all you clamoring for the bodascious ta-tas shirt, you will have to settle for this photo. it was taken for medical purposes only. please note the hellasciously painful and itchy bugbite. feel sorry for me!

July 24th, 2002

bodascious ta-tas

i went out on a limb today and wore the boadascious ta-tas shirt. i haven’t worn the shirt since i first bought it. but today i just sort of felt like wearing it. yeah, i don’t think i will ever wear this shirt to work again. as a woman with ample breasts i expect a [...]

February 16th, 2002

i could be a man

every few years that ol’ debate about why men can go topless and women can’t flares up. usually i think it’s just silly, because really, why would a woman want to go topless? especially women who are more generously endowed. but now, i’ve changed my mind. lately, i’ve been traipsing around the joint sans shirt [...]