today is the annual chili cook-off. i’m a little worried because the Supergenius Turkey Chili is missing that all-important ingredient, TLC. there was no tender loving care in the making of the ST Chili, which is sad. but i was much too busy freaking out about the story that needs to be written to concentrate [...]

there seems to be much heartache and wringing of hands over my lack of chili this year. it seems a lot of my co-workers were hoping for a face-off after all of last year’s trash talk. sadly i cannot talk any trash as i didn’t make the chili.
i feel so left out.
i did, however, threaten [...]

well, my chili and i lost. on a brighter note, we didn’t lose to shawn or john. now i really want to take a nap.

the ballots still haven’t been counted, but the exit polls are pointing pretty favorably at your favorite internet sweetheart as a major contender. keep your fingers crossed!

gauntlets were thrown down. trash was talked. campaign signs were made. debates were had. crockpots were crocked. chili was stirred.
now all that’s left is for the voters to decide. i must admit my chili’s campaign sign is by far the best.

today’s the annual softwareland chili cook-off. we have three entrants from the web/creative group. shawn, john, and i have all brought chili– as i type they are all quietly crocking over in mark’s old cube.
darling ones, i wish you were all here to listen to the trash talking.
“don’t try shawn’s i spit in it!”
“i tried [...]