A few weeks ago as I was obliviously painting the kitchen and listening to The Kooks at ear-endangering volumes, ChiliD and Mel were sitting at the Chatterbox over in St. Paul. They waited patiently for me to join them, but I was much too busy ‘moving in my own way.’
It was hours later when [...]
Replenishing my sick soul
who wants to play dice?
on my way home from minneapolis last night, i decided that my friend Damon is going to be henceforth known on iwilldare.com as ChiliD. afterall, ChiliD is responsible for the invention of a chiliwinker. which he said was an animal that was a cross between a flounder and a sheep dog or something like that. [...]
there’s no need to fear, underdog is here!. and just in time for my birthday. how cool would it be to have the boxed set of Underdog on DVD? it would be the coolest thing ever ever ever. ever. ever.
also, i’ve discovered that cleaning the kitchen is super boring. we got easily distracted when we [...]
seven kinds of suckiness
instead of going to grumpy’s to hang-out with my chiliwinker writing buddies, i decided to go to the Super T (super target for the uninformed) along with every screaming toddler in the prior lake/savage area. only this wasn’t a conscious decision. why? because i TOTALLY FORGOT about tonight’s grumpfest until poor Smel called like [...]
model citizen, zero discipline
last month or the month before or something damon, smel and i were sitting at grumpy’s for the post-loft grumpfest and the song “Panama” by Van Halen came on the jukebox. i squirmed in delight eagerly anticipating my favorite part of the song. you know the part where david lee roth gets all sorta breathy [...]



