Bedtime: 1:04 a.m.
Waketime: 9:28 a.m.
Goals for the day: Write some stuff
Okay. I am a little ashamed to admit this, but I have not left Supergenius HQ since Tuesday. It’s Friday today. I went outside last night to check the mail just to make sure the outside still existed. It does. From what I could tell [...]
Day 9: A confession
Bedtime: 3:14 a.m.
Waketime: 9:06 a.m.
Goals for the day: To not lose my shit, register for my writing class, figure it all out.
Well, I finally figured out how to make a good cup of coffee. At least I think I have. This might just be the best thing that happens today. We’ll see if I can [...]
Day 7: Let’s get slack-a-lactic
Bedtime: 1:24 a.m.
Waketime: 7:25 a.m.
Goals for the day: lollygag, dilly-dally, lounge about, veg, slack, not wear a bra, figure out how to make a good cup of coffee, watch the Rock of Love marathon, and perhaps finish reading Richard Lange’s most-decent Dead Boys.
All the work for the past week has come down to this, [...]
Day XX: The infestation looms
Bedtime: 2:24 a.m.
Waketime: 8:30 a.m.
Goals for the day: Survive.
The floors are swept, the chili is crocking and the only things left to do include showering and making cookies. With four hours to go, I think I can handle it. I think.
Happy Christmas Eve Darling Ones!
Day 4: Where we tire of that stupid titling convention that’s amusing for about two minutes
Bedtime: 12:24 a.m.
Waketime: 8:40 a.m.
Goals for the day: Clean, clean, clean and put away all the books.
My goal today is to have Supergenius HQ in pristine condition so tomorrow when I get up all I need to do is cook my ass off, take a shower, and await the infestation. Tomorrow’s Christmas Eve, right? I’ve [...]
On the third day of Christmas vaction my true love gave to me — a slippery, shiny ice storm
Bedtime: 1:50 a.m.
Waketime: 7:28 a.m.
Goals for the day: Move the mattress up into the still empty master bedroom, grocery shop, stay awake.
Instead of braving the shiny, ice-coated streets to go wrap gifts at the Barnes & Noble with FFJ, I Tibble-sat and spent the morning arguing with Cade, Nolan, and Liam about who was the [...]
Bedtime: 2:04 a.m.
Waketime: 9:12 a.m.
Goals for the day: Finish what I started the upstairs is 3/4 clean, wrap gifts for the blind with FFJ, and pick sinuses out of face with clean fork.
My face is rebelling from all the dust, dander and cat hair I inhaled yesterday during clean-a-thon 2007. Good times, good times. I [...]
20Dec07 Mid Afternoon Check-in
# of Dawson’s Creeks watched: 3
# of rooms cleaned: 0
# of potential freelance gigs lined up: 1
# of presents wrapped: All of them
Hey remember when wrapping paper used to be opaque and you couldn’t see through it? I miss those days.
Bedtime: 2 a.m.
Waketime: 8:24 a.m.
Goals for the day: Clean the upstairs, all of it — laundry room, Fortress of Solitude, my bathroom, my bedroom, and the still empty master suite.
Yes, during the next thirteen days of Christmas vacation I’m turning iwilldare.com into a Bridget Jonesesque diary of sorts. Come on, I don’t have anything to [...]



