well, darling ones the tears finally came. i was a bit worried over my lack of waterworks regarding the death of the clyde and my generally fucked state of the moment. it’s not like me to not bawl my head off like a big baby. but the tears, they would not come. seems even they [...]

well, clyde is dead.
he died in a most humiliating way and now i am sans car for an indefinite period of time. the stinkiosity of this whole situation is unbelievable.
so, yeah i was supposed to go to wisconsin yesterday for some binge drinking. it was going to be swell. sister #4’s best friend owns a [...]

You will all be happy to know that I have ceased being a big baby and am going out to lunch with a whole crew of people from my new department. Sadly, the cube walls won�t be coming down for a few more weeks.
So the clyde ordeal is turning into the giant clyde debacle of [...]

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! i rule!
tonight, when i got home, i found ANOTHER letter from Midas in my ol’ mailbox. The first letter basically said, “suck it up bedwetter, we ain’t done anything wrong.” that pissed me off. so i sent another nasty gram via electronic communications and i got this letter. this letter was oozing sympathy and [...]

oog. i want a redo. i want to start Sunday at 3 p.m. again. can we do that?
so, i finally get my butt motivated and head over to mamala and pop’s to do laundry. yes, i have two weeks worth of dirty clothes loaded into the allegedly newly fixed clyde. yes, i say allegedly. [...]

so, i’m having company over this weekend. my place is still a sty. i hate cleaning with a passion. you will all have to keep your fingers crossed for me, because i might get smooched.
of course, i might get nothing because clyde’s being a giant slut. i was driving home from work last night (at [...]

“this is the prior lake police department,” the voice on the other end of the line said when the phone rang at 4:30 this morning.
funny how your body goes on auto-pilot when the phone rings so late/early in the morning. the phone rang and my voice sounded oddly coherent for being awakened from a dead [...]

clyde and i have a terribly tumultuous relationship. i think he realizes he’s only a rebound. that i am still in love with sugar. i cannot tell if his quirks are all a ploy to get me to like him or to junk him. his latest trick is not turning on the interior [...]