I’m sitting in the Dunn Bros in EP at a table for five, alone. The place is pretty busy and each new coffee drinker who spies me sitting at the table shoots me a dirty look. I want to prop up a sign that says I am waiting for four other people to join me, [...]
Typing at a coffee shop
good to the last drop
sorry, i finished the pot of coffee and i didn’t save any for you. this was probably not such a good idea because now i’m vibrating and want someone to amuse me. since there’s nobody around i’m shaking in my chair making it make this sound that would be really annoying to someone else in [...]
mr. coffee and me
i am now the proud owner of my first coffee maker. i feel so grown-up. this is a big step for anti-appliance me. now when i convince someone that i completely rule and they decide they want to spend more time with me i can invite them over for a cup of coffee.
she would never say where she came from
because someone loves me and hates my co-workers, there’s a giant carafe of starbucks sitting a mere arm’s length away. there is also cream, sugar and scones.
john has claimed i can have no more coffee, it makes me too snarky. he even moved the snarkometer up to super snarky.



