The Onion’s A.V. Club on hating the free credit report.com commercial. I still claim that song is the catchiest jingle in ages.

Well I married my dreamgirl
I married my dreamgirl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s
No we can’t get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit cards
If we had gone to [...]

while trying to come up with some propaganda for a product ella and i decided on a “makes your life easier” sort of spin. i started singing some jingle. . . “something something makes your life easier.” she thought i was nuts. then the more i sang it the more convinced she was that it [...]

thanks to the delightful dara you can now view the terrifying, horrible levi’s commercial for your very own self. my favorite is the little kid with the puzzled look on his face. scary ain’t it?

i’ve notice lately that my very favorite commercial is on tv all the time now. that makes me happy. . . because i really, really love that “Start the Commotion” song. i must hear that commercial 34 times during the today show alone! oh happy day. in other commercial news i have yet to see [...]

i just saw the most terrifying commerical ever on tv. it was freaky weird and i can’t believe someone paid money to make something so weird. it’s got all these fit chickies (and one guy’s) mid-drifts all ablaze . . . belly buttons hanging out in all their aerobicized glory. but then things get freaky, [...]