11:39 am, 16.Jun.04 · 3 Comments

i decided all on my own that it would be a good idea to bust into some of the Lik-M-Aid Fun Dip i got for my birthday. since there are three flavors, GrapeYUMPTIOUS, Cherry-YUMDIDDLY, and RazzAppleMAGIC, and i’m at work, i took the conservative approach and only opened one of the flavors. as a child [...]

10:15 am, 31.Mar.04 · 3 Comments

the FDA has just announced that greenbag starburst jellybeans and diet coke with lime are the new breakfast of champions. expect to see my face on the bag of jellybeans soon.

1:47 pm, 28.Jan.04 · 7 Comments

artguy just actually spoke to me. it’s weird. he usually does not speak to me, ever. just gives me the odd look on ocassion and then e-mails all day.
in other news, i find that i am strangely drawn to diet coke with lime flavor. the lemon stuff is absolutely disgusting. but the lime, is refreshingly [...]

10:28 am, 19.Dec.03 · 4 Comments

i think i might have just had an orgasm right here in my chair at work. i just tried the Mint M&Ms and they are tasty delight. you really gotta get a bag, right now. serious.

11:38 pm, 14.Dec.03 · 1 Comment

a few months ago sister #2 suggested i start using Johnson’s® Bedtime Bath® instead of my normal, more expensive shower gel. she said it smelled wonderfully, and she’s right.
i am also happy to report that you can believe the hype, this stuff does relax you. it makes you feel better and calmer. my generic, [...]

11:27 pm, 01.Nov.03 · Comments Off

so it’s after 11 on a lonely saturday night, and i got my books all put away so i decided to reward myself with a little chocolate ice cream. i pad over to the freezer and what do i discover. . . TWO pints of Chocolate with Chocolate Hearts (godiva). this usually would be much [...]

8:23 pm, 29.Oct.03 · 10 Comments

say you went grocery shopping on sunday and say that, instead of putting your ice cream in the freezer you put it in the fridge. say didn’t notice this until like tuesday and promptly put it in the freezer. could someone who did that still eat that ice cream or is it a lost cause?

9:02 pm, 24.Aug.03 · Comments Off

whomever designed these stupid headphones that sort of clip onto your ears really should be beaten. wearing the headphones while wearing glasses is virtually impossible. well, it’s impossible if you want to do something else besides concentrate on the annoying way your glasses are being forced onto your face.
in other news i’ve become a [...]

5:19 pm, 17.Aug.03 · 1 Comment

the broccoli was mushy and the carrots were hard. i think i need to experiment a bit. but i’m still most impressed with my healthy, tasty dinner. hopefully, i can get used to this and forgo my bad eating habits– except for the crackers and cheese. i am, afterall, only human.

4:34 pm, 17.Aug.03 · 7 Comments

if you were in my kitchen right now, aside from being utterly grossed out by the lack of cleanliness, you’d be in shock and think you walked into the wrong kitchen. why? because for dinner i have prepared chicken breasts, little bitty red potatoes and steamed vegetables– that’s right broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots.
this from [...]

8:26 pm, 02.Apr.03 · 4 Comments

WHOPPERS are heaven in a plastic bag (i have the special egg-shapped easter ones).

11:36 am, 03.Mar.03 · Comments Off

greenbag starburst jellybeans are back! greenbag starburst jellybeans are back! greenbag starburst jellybeans are back!
and i am eating them as i type.

2:14 pm, 17.Dec.02 · 2 Comments

over lunch i bought some new pens. because i am a new pen buying junkie. i love getting new pens.
i got the uni-ball vision ELITE, because uni-ball makes a mighty fine pen and because i was having a mighty hard time finding blue pens [what is it with pen manufacturers? don't they see that the [...]

1:48 pm, 09.Dec.02 · 3 Comments

since i care for you darling ones, and i want you to be safe. i am going to share with you this tip from the bag of Starburst Hard Candy that sonja just bought. this is taken right off the bag, i’m not even kidding.
enjoyment tip:
While enjoying candy or other food, avoid activities that could [...]

5:47 pm, 23.Nov.02 · 3 Comments

Aleve® Cold and Sinus sucks giant donkey balls. i took this crap like three hours ago and i feel not better. i still can’t breathe and i still have the fizzy sneezy feeling behind my eyes. the only thing that even remotely helped was some pepper jack cheese– i ate that and then was able [...]