The 'cryptoblogging' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word cryptoblogging. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

May 23rd, 2010

Blathering idiot

After Garfield and Gwen Stefani, the thing that annoys me most in the world is the cryptoblog. A close cousin to the Vaguebook, a cryptoblog is what one does when they have something they want to talk about but can’t or they don’t have the backbone to do it. So instead of cryptoblogging I have [...]

July 25th, 2008

Breaking on through to the other side*

Last night I had a creative breakthrough on a Web site I’ve been working on and pondering for, oh, I don’t know eleventy billion months. This is the kind of project that I’ve told only a very few people about and each one has responded with much enthusiasm. I’m excited about it, though heaven knows [...]

July 11th, 2008

Keyed up

I’ve had a lot on my mind lately which prevents me from writing. Writing requires brain capacity and mine is being all used up thinking about things and stuff. I’ve managed to score a second interview for a potential gig. This astounds me to no end. It’s been a very long long time since I’ve [...]

February 20th, 2006

the chain of command can fucking bite me

i am trying so hard not to cry huge angry tears of sheer rage and outrage that my bottom lip is actually quivering of it’s own accord.

January 9th, 2006

shredding a face melter

i was at a party over the weekend where my friend monkey taught me a new phrase ‘shredding a face melter.’ he was using it in reference to the faces that heavy-metal guitarist guys usually make when they are rocking out hardcore. i’ve decided that the phrase is absolutely perfect for the kind of toxic [...]

December 13th, 2004

ickiness spilling into every part of my life

things are not going well here at supergenius headquarters. we’re in a funk. a deep icky, stinky funk that leaves us mostly impotent with some sort of weird rage of sorts. but it’s not really rage it’s more like apathy with a hint of rage, if that’s at all possible. it’s tough. of course most [...]

November 9th, 2004

i cross and cross your river arms

now that my rock and roll fantasy weekend is all over, real life has decided to rear its ugly head and come crashing in on all my daydreams. i totally hate when that happens (i also hate that the word totally has snuck into my vocabulary in the most annoying way possible). it’s frustrating having [...]

October 31st, 2004

postcards from the edge

sometimes it’s really hard to write when the thing that’s playing biggest (TPoIWCS) on your mind is the one thing that you really cannot, should not write about. such self-censoring seems to clog up all the other things that you could still say, leaving you utterly pointless and emotionally constipated. it sorta sucks a giant [...]

October 24th, 2004

i get up from a dream and i look for rain

it’s official i’m in a funk. i think the worries that i can’t talk about regarding the place of employment are really really bringing me down. totally bringing me down. there are big changes lurking here in the fortress of supergeniushood. big changes. big changes are scary and make you get lost in a deluge [...]

October 14th, 2004

and this is all that i will say

sometimes you have days that cannot be explained in mere words. today was one of those days. one of those days that tips your life over on its side and spins you upside down. big, big ASTRONOMICAL shake up at the place of employ. HUGE. HUGE. HUGE. but for the first time in a very [...]

August 24th, 2004

sometimes this place is only for me

phew. my heart is still racing, my palms are still a little sweaty, and i feel pretty good. despite what a lot of people i work with think, i don’t feel much like a natural leader. i can fight for what’s right, i can do what i’m told, i can even make decisions when it’s [...]

August 23rd, 2004

it’s a grind grind grind

ok, well i just deleted an entire post that’d probably get me fired. but i feel a little better for getting it all out there. do you have any idea how much i hate that i have to censor myself. i live in some la-la-land where i get to say anything i want without repercussions.boo! [...]

August 9th, 2004

rage is still keeping me awake

for various and sundry reasons that aren’t clear to me, listening to The Smiths today is making me feel oddly calm. this is really quiote odd considering i’ve spent most of the day just raging against the machine in a really sort of simmering with anger sort of way that is probably quite unhealthy. but [...]

June 3rd, 2004

the one where i get to say i told you so

it happened, or it’s starting to happen. all that nonsense i was talking last week is coming to fruition. we had a HUGE shake up at work, that only affects my group. i am remaining skeptical about whether this change is a good or bad thing. but it’s a HUGE change, and that’s something that [...]

June 1st, 2004

i’ll quit the word games that i play

you know that something that’s gonna happen soon? well i wish it would fucking happen already because i’m bored. i know, i know. emotional upheaval on friday, boredom by tuesday. it’s the life of a person with ADD. you know i’m sitting here with not a whole lot to do and i just keep sort [...]