Entries Tagged as 'Darling Jason'
listen here young lady all that matters is what makes you happy
my friend jason once told me i have a trademark jodi smirk. i call it my smarmy crushgrin. it’s a smile that cannot be kicked off my face and it totally tells everyone that i have something good on my mind and i’m not gonna tell you. so when i’m working the smarmy crushgrin i [...]
Read morea list of things i’ve been given by men who thought they really dug me until they met me
a few weeks ago i was having an e-mail conversation with my friend jason. we were talking about music and i was telling him how i can always tell when i haven’t spent enough time listening to music, because i don’t write. at all. there’s just something hardwired in my brain to respond to music. [...]
Read moreadd it up, add it up, add it up
tonight after practicing, something that will surely make me go blind, i got thinking. this a bad thing. after practice one should just roll over and go to sleep, one should not think. thinking just gets everyone into trouble. but tonight the thinking invaded before the sleep could come.
i was thinking about the number of [...]
Supergenius Headquarters Beautification Project 2005
i paid $2.99 for a bag of rocks. it’s the sort of confession that should cleanse my soul. i found a whole day to myself today, because FFJ had to cancel. mother-in-laws with impending-baby business trump gossiping with fabulous friends. this is just fine with me. i haven’t spent an entire day alone in a [...]
Read morehey man, now you’re really living
when youre in the process of getting the karmic shit beat out of you, the universe throws you a few bones, just to remind you that stuffing your head in the oven is not a good idea. because, it’s all about balance right?
so after having an utterly fabulous lunch with FFJ that invovled cream cheese [...]
this is still, technically, not blogging about ‘it’
well, we’ve made it through the long, dark lonely night into the cool dark lonely morning. there was a monsoon that hit Prior Lake last night and that was kinda nice. it rained so hard and dramatically that i’m surprised the sidewalk isn’t dented.
so yes, made it through the night. still a little weepy-eyed [...]
tell me why we sound so lame
and here we are again. coming into work on a daylight saving’s time Monday isn’t so bad, when your partner is here. i am still a little giddy with her extension. it makes me smile.
no what else makes me smile? when someone sends me an e-mail with information that just smacks of ‘i was thinking [...]
a drunken conversation from the cabin
an actual conversation from saturday afternoon, while drunk [this occured before the burnt lasagna and the movie marathon]
“you mean you could have just gone over there an had sex?” FFJ asked.
“yes,” i said.
“the sex was guaranteed?”
“uhuh.”
“man,” she said. “i can’t believe you turned down the booty call. what were you thinking?”
“i know! i wasn’t [...]
the good times are killing me
i did the wake up at 8:05 and arrive at work by 9:15 thing this morning. i was up entirely too late gabbing with darlingjason. you should all be really quite proud of my self-restraint, i know i am. sometimes i amaze myself. next time won’t be so easy.
so class starts today and i’m so [...]
trouble just being
there are reasons for my sudden uncharacteristic silence. reasons i will attempt to explain for the uterused and unuterused among us. PMS has kicked me right in the face this month and to demonstrate:
FRIDAY
8 a.m.: stumble out of bed, a whirlpool going around in my head.
8:27 a.m.: see that there’s a message on swanky sara [...]
the dilemmas of a modern girl
so i just asked my fabulous friend jodie about the oddness of someone not giving me his e-mail address after i asked for it. i mean, i have his phone number but he refuses to give me his e-mail addy. is that just weird? because i give my e-mail address to just about anyone who [...]
Read morean exemplary attendance record
a wise friend of mine once told me that certain people were brought into your life to teach you about suffering. i think he might be right. but i also think there are people who come into your life to teach you about joy. and those are the people who call you up and leave [...]
Read morei know!
today, i found out that much to my delight there’s a cute jodi-type way. stunning, huh? i had no idea. none at all. but apparently, according to darling jason, there is in fact a cute jodi-type way that’s “adorable, really.” apparently when one says, “i know,” in a breathy almost whisper, you say it in [...]
Read morefor the studio audience
for those of you playing along at home, when i thought i might have dreamt about darlingjason calling, it wasn’t a dream. he did call. somehow this makes me feel so much better.
Read moreand the e-mail said
“So much unfun stuff to do here today. Wish I could just sit and talk with you. Those eyes. Those damned beautiful EYES.”
and part of me just wants to respond “whoa, are you talking about me? me, jodi chromey?”
and part of me just wants to ignore it, because well, what in the hell does one [...]



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