11:04 pm, 24.Jun.03 · 8 Comments

i think that just in time for my weekend date i will have caught a cold. i am none too pleased with this development and plan on drinking about 38 gallons of orange juice to see if that doesn’t do something. i knew i was gonna get sick. i knew it. what with all the [...]

9:40 am, 05.May.01 · 4 Comments

so the date went pretty swell. well, it wasn’t actually the real date, that happens today. last night we just hung out my place drinking beer and ordering pizza online. yes, ordering pizza online is just about the coolest thing on earth. you just go to the site, order up the pizza you desire and [...]

12:49 pm, 05.Jan.01 · Comments Off

bah! i want a redo. fridays are supposed to be easy and calm and laid back. in other news, i have made the new year’s resolution come to true here at work. my desk is immaculate and it’s almost 1! usually it’s messy by about 10 the morning after i clean it. in more depressing [...]