Entries Tagged as 'dawson’s creek'
The way it posesses you it really frightens me
Tomorrow when I am bellyachin’ about the short story that isn’t quite done and how I have to get ready to go the Bob Mould concert, remind me that it’s totally my fault because instead of writing or pretending to write I am watching Dawson’s Creek.
Read moreEmotional porn
I have heard tales told that when some people need help getting the mojo rising or the juices flowing they follow their prurient interests to porn. Tonight I needed some help. Not with the bow-chikka-bow-bow, I took care of that yesterday ifyaknowwhatImean. Nope, I needed some emotional porn.
Ever since I found out I was [...]
Cleaning out the DeeVeR
I don’t have TiVO, I have the generic video recording device shilled by Comcast. I call it the DeeVeR. However, I when I have sheduled a recording, I call it ‘tivoing.’ Just so we all got our terminology straight.
This morning/afternoon, I’ve been playing catching up with Internet and doing some housekeeping around Paul Westerberg.net [...]
The Oneders
One movie I always forget that I really love: That Thing You Do.
One annoyance: That I’ve been kind of brain dead lately and haven’t written dick to save my life — at all. So instead I make silly lists because of my love/hate relationship with Nablmo.
One ass that needs to me kicked: TBS’s. They keep [...]
Reduction
Number of times I’ve seen the Mitch dies episode of Dawson’s Creek: 4
Number of times I’ve heaved big, slobbering sobs while watching the Mitch dies episode of Dawson’s Creek: 49,281
top tv moments
USA Today’s Top 25 TV Moments. Number 14? Dawson’s Creek. Take that you haters.
Read moreOld, lame, and vulnerable
My stomach and I are still not on speaking terms. Actually, it’s talking all the damn time, I’m just not talking to it. I was so sick and rundown last week that I even caved and went to the doctor. She thinks it’s probably stress or a virus. If it doesn’t get better in a [...]
Read moreThings that make me happy even though my stomach has staged a revolution against me
• New book day! I got the new Chuck Klosterman and Jennifer Egan books today.
• I haven’t thrown up yet, though I feel like I might.
• Good Gravy, my adorable Canuckian co-worker who keeps IMing me things like, “you know, I bet you’d really dig this band: Wilco.” Or, “Hey, you should check out the [...]
When you’re standing oh so near, I kind of lose my mind
They always say that the universe only gives you as much as you can handle. The universe must have realized that I cannot handle anything today. My already-shortened fuse has been snipped to near non-existence by the sudden, suprise arrival of my period. If I were having sex with someone other than me, I’d have [...]
Read morebeing nostalgic for 2004 is so much bullshit
Some two years ago, I used to spend a lot of time lounging about with my hand down my pants watching Dawson’s Creek or talking on the phone.
Last night that’s exactly what I did and it was totally awesome. I felt like I was 31 again.
(okay, okay, I know. What kind of asshole gets nostalgic [...]
my euphoria has totally gotten in the way of my panic over my short story that is not written yet and due in 48 short hours
if it were even remotely appropriate, i’d be running around work here with my underpants on my hand shouting “AIIIEEE!” over and over again.
however, this does not solve the problem of the short story that refuses to be written. i’ve got 48 short hours until it’s due. and i even gave myself a tighter [...]
snow day part II
so yeah 4 inches mean ruby’s staying in the garage and i’ll be reporting to work live from the comfy green chair clad in my plaid pajama pants. and the best part of all? dawson’s creek is on the tv. i love snow days!
p.s. it’s the episode where the capeside crew go to a rave [...]
on the first day of my christmas vacation my true love (me) gave to me, a 6 a.m. wake up call
i guess waking up at 6 in the morning is what you get when you sleep from 6 p.m. on with a brief interlude of consciousness around 9 p.m. of course the cold is still running rampant through my body, which is making me angry.
but there is no rest for the wicked. i have to [...]
best day ever potential
i am sitting in the comfy green chair. my hair is brushed, so are my teeth. i’m wearing my ‘Marathon Shirt’ which i will talk about later. sitting next to me is Maxwell PufnStuf. he’s trying to crochet. we’re watching Dawson’s Creek. if i didn’t have to go to work in 24 minutes this would [...]
Read morehot diggity dawg
nobody told me that Dawson’s Creek was on TBS at 10 a.m. during the week, but i found out anyway! it was the one where Joey and Pacey do it for the first time, when they go on the Senior Ski Trip and Jen tries to make it with Jack and Dawson stays behind to [...]
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