i was so distracted by the ice-covered roads, my traveling anxiety, my lateness, and my general crappy mood that when i was at the gas station today i grabbed the wrong diet coke. if i were a weaker person i would be weeping. diet coke with cherry is some of the most vile stuff i’ve [...]
cherry is not lime
on my way to the bathroom a few minutes ago, i noticed how ‘perky’ i was looking. i’m wearing a bra that i never, ever, ever, ever wear. i’m not even sure how old this bra is. i probably never wear it, because it’s white lace and well that’s just kinda boring in a naughty-nurse [...]
kickin’ the stall
i have to be to work at 9:30 tomorrow, because OHMYGODWEHAVEADEADLINE has come and gone and now we’re just in full-on freakout mode.
so anyway, if sleep were a train leaving for chicago right this very instant travelling at 49 mph, headed straight for me and i was in ruby heading down the road towards [...]
big flavor
jess and i went to Qdoba Mexican Grill for lunch. really it’s just a Chipotle rip-off, but it’s not quite so busy, usually. today, it was, it must have been the sunshine or something.
i like going to Qdoba Mexican Grill because next to their soda fountain, they keep a little silver bucket filled with limes [...]
today when i got to work there was an icy cold bottle of the refreshing and delicious diet coke with lime sitting on my desk. webboy got it for me.
he wins the award for making me smile today.
of course i had to turn to him and say, “you know, this makes you an enabler.”
artguy just actually spoke to me. it’s weird. he usually does not speak to me, ever. just gives me the odd look on ocassion and then e-mails all day.
in other news, i find that i am strangely drawn to diet coke with lime flavor. the lemon stuff is absolutely disgusting. but the lime, is refreshingly [...]
bring me the diet coke
“oh, will you get me a diet coke.”
“sure, need your caffiene?”
“i need an iv caffiene drip.”
“have you ever tried red bull or jolt?”
“oh no, i can’t have that. even a cup of coffee is too much for me.”
“really?”
“yeah, i get super annoying and everything.”
“more than usual?”
“it’s like me but twice as annoying.”



