Currently saved on my DVR:
7 episodes of Dawson’s Creek
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Finding Nemo
Grace of My Heart
Monsters, Inc.
1 episode of Scrubs (the musical one)
The Holiday
The Outsiders
Bravo’s A-List Awards
Book TV
3 episodes of A Different World
2 episodes of Curious George

As a young divorcee I spend all my Facebook time getting my ass kicked at Scrabulous by people who are much smarter than I am. Mostly, because I can’t quite figure out what else Facebook is good for and have no idea what in the hell a Lil Green Patch is. People are always surprised [...]

It’s 10:56 on a Sunday night, soon I will go to bed. This is remarkable because I haven’t gone to bed at 10:56 on a Sunday night in probably 20 years. I’m going to bed because I am plum tuckered out. I drank too much tonight and last night too, and I drank too much [...]

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I was sitting inside of Ruby in the SuperT parking lot talking on the phone to FFJ about Rock of Love. As we talked I watched a tiny brunette woman, Coach purse in the crook of her elbow, Starbucks cup clutched in her hand roll her cart to the back of her Hummer. She popped [...]

Some how, I’m not exactly sure how, I made it through the Rock of Love 2 Season Finale without having a heart attack. There were a few times where I thought the lethal combination of joy and anticipation would kill me, but I made it through.
If you haven’t watched the episode STOP RIGHT HERE, because [...]

The only thing to make a hot cup of coffee better on a sunny Saturday morning is drinking it while Night of the motherfucking Comet is on the Sci-Fi channel.

Never fear, darling ones, the password is the same as last time.

you could crack nuts on the muscles in my neck they are that hard and tense. my goal today is to make it through work and then go home and have not one, not two, but three drinks. that’s right THREE! i am going to have three drinks and they will be good and i [...]

booya!

note to self: before showing off gigi, the swanky new digital camera, to graphicsboy make sure to erase the pictures on the memory card.

your attention please! can you hear me in the back?
since i live in prior lake, minnesota, i’d like it if you referred to me as jodi from the loch from now on.
thanks.

we’re slamming into the home stretch of the day and what a day! meeting, hospital visit (sonja’s doing swell after having her gall bladder removed), lunch at davannis with funny coworkers, meeting, important copywriting, meeting, and now some serious work stuff that was my day.
i’m getting through it my mainlining smarties and diet coke while [...]

a little humor for those of us suffering post-election-trauma-disorder:
why do ghosts go to the saloon?*

we had an exact route. we took it most anytime we were in the car, it didn’t matter where we were going. we could always work in a driveby.
going to the liquor store? let’s do the drive by.
the mall? got time for a driveby.
are you bored? might as well do a driveby.
since i am getting [...]