When I was much younger than I am now, I could drink and drink and then drink a little bit more and never be hungover. I don’t think I experienced my first hangover until I was 28 or 29, however old I was when Sister #3 got married. I remember calling my mom and [...]

Darling Ones, I am typing with one eye closed. The FFJ who wants another F added to make her Fucking Fabulous Friend Jodie took me out for my birthday. It was, seriously, the aweseomest awesome to ever awesome. She arrived in a motherfucking limo. Seriously. I nearly peed in my pants right there. I’ve never [...]

i’m in the process of getting very drunk, because i want to. because i’m in the mood to not live in my fully-sober brain tonight. because i had a bad dream that left me still sobbing when i woke up. my need to justify this is really quite pathetic.
when we went out to happy hour [...]

in my attempts to feel something else, i decided it would be a good idea to have a drink or two. this, of course, means i’m pretty near drunk, which is not a good thing as i’m pretty far from finishing this work assignment that has to get done before tomorrow.
i don’t quite know what [...]

so i am drunk, again. well, again because i’ve been drunk before but really i haven’t been drunk or semi-drunk since 2001, well it was christmas eve anyway and does that mean i have a problem?
i am worried that i might have a problem.
see, i am a little stressed out and worried about the stuff [...]