Heh. I was just responding to a giant whack of e-mails that came my way. This should come to a surprise to everyone, because as most know I am the worst e-mail responder in the entire universe. Okay, the second worst. Ol’ Vodo is the first worst.
Anyway, it reminded me of one of the conversations [...]

my eudora keeps making the happy little “you’ve got mail” chimey noise. then when i go look– no e-mail. i am pretty sure that oberon is haunted. or there is an e-mail monster hiding in my inbox eating everything. or maybe jodi@iwasgonnadare.com IS really getting all my e-mail. i just don’t get it.

sometimes i’ll check my mail and i’ll watch the blue bar move to the right, anticipating what could possibly arriving. then i’ll wait, anxiously, for it to appear. i’ll hear the eudora bells announcing the arrival of my e-mail and check to see what i got. but then there’s nothing there. no e-mail. nothing that [...]

“i loved the transformers. i am just like them, more than meets the eye. i am not, however, a robot in disguise.”