I’ve listened to this song no less than 26 times in the last two days. It’s a sickness and I can’t figure out what the cure is.

Dear Morrissey,
I have decided that I am making it my life’s mission to insure that you never, ever get what you want this time or anytime. This is a light that should have gone out. I don’t even like you and here you are in my head for the last two or three days. [...]

Raise your hand if you woke up singing James’ Laid and haven’t been able to stop singing it for the last three hours. Incidentally I was going to link to the actual MTV video, but the lyrics are censored. In that video she can only “sing” when she’s on top when we all know she [...]