but i’m not sick that i didn’t grin like a fool when Mark Wheat played that dog’s “Minneapolis” on the radio tonight

i am so sick that:
• the greenbag starburst jellybeans that i bought on monday remain unopened
• so does the bag of Whoppers Eggs
• i have not consumed more than one diet coke with lime since sunday
• i have yet to declare that easter candy is the best candy ever
• today [...]

Things I Want to Tell You

I am celebrating my independence by sitting around in my pajamas until noon. [+]

The only thing the Slate piece on overused catchphrases is missing is how we really, really need to ditch douche. [+]

The best line I've read all damn day: "you can see from these photos that i was dressing like the secretary of the indigo girl's fan club, but not living the part." [+]

Joe Henry in the LA Times on Music's Literary Side. It's really good until he mentions Alice Munro (barf). [+]

You should go listen to this NPR interview with Liz Phair on the 15th Anniversary of Exile in Guyville. Go listen, now. Seriously. Go. She talks about the whole Exile on Mainstreet/Guyville thing. It's fascinating. [+]

Could The Deets be any cuter? No, no he couldn't be. [+]

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