The 'fruit spooj' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word fruit spooj. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

July 29th, 2003

the fascination with fruit spooj continues

“i’ll have you know that’s fresh fruit,” chicken little said pointing to the now controversial kringle. “oh, i don’t doubt that,” i said. “but you said you don’t like old fruit,” he said. “i don’t like baked fruit, old or new.” “so you don’t eat pie?” “nope, baked fruit.” “no pie at all?” “i eat [...]

July 29th, 2003

baked fruit prejudice

“once again prejudice rears its ugly head,” wondergeek john said. “i can’t help it that i don’t like baked fruit,” i said. “jodi doesn’t like fruit spooj,” jess said in my defense. “you’re like a four-year-old,” shawn said. “i won’t try this birthday cake because i am angry.” “i’m not angry,” i said. “i just [...]