“i’ll have you know that’s fresh fruit,” chicken little said pointing to the now controversial kringle.
“oh, i don’t doubt that,” i said.
“but you said you don’t like old fruit,” he said.
“i don’t like baked fruit, old or new.”
“so you don’t eat pie?”
“nope, baked fruit.”
“no pie at all?”
“i eat brownie pie, which is really just a [...]

“once again prejudice rears its ugly head,” wondergeek john said.
“i can’t help it that i don’t like baked fruit,” i said.
“jodi doesn’t like fruit spooj,” jess said in my defense.
“you’re like a four-year-old,” shawn said. “i won’t try this birthday cake because i am angry.”
“i’m not angry,” i said. “i just don’t like baked fruit.”
“this [...]