i am certain that split infinitives will haunt me til my dying day. i can’t decide if i should be a nazi and get rid of them or just let them be. of course, i’m pretty sure i’m the only one here who even knows or cares about them.
Feb 25 2003
10
to bodly go where every copywriter goes
Aug 09 2001
where’s the shit key?
the work day was winding down. it was about 4 o’clock. ella and i were munching on tangerine popsicles when the director of marketing comes over to our area.
“jodi, i just had to enter a helpstar request.”
“ok.”
“my computer doesn’t have a shit key.”
“ummm, ok”
then he motions for me to follow him. i follow him to [...]
Feb 26 2001
i am nowhere near being
i am nowhere near being a copy editor or a grammar nazi or anything like that. but here i am, trolling the net for articles explaining when to use a jpeg and when to use a gif. i come upon an article with more than 5 errors in the first paragraph. aak! it’s driving me [...]



