I just did a little bit of googling to see if I couldn’t find anything anything exciting that happened on July 31st. Apparently this is not a very exciting day, probably because it’s too damn hot to do anything. Some of the Historical Happenings that I found included:
1975 Jimmy Hoffa Disappears
2000 Be With You by [...]

If you’re wondering what to get the internet’s sweetheart for her very special 666 birthday, you should get her some new headphones. The Disco Stu headphones are just about shot, the ear things are all slidey and sucky, and they keep falling off. So yes new headphones are a need-to-have.

i’ve just finished addressing and licking and whatnotting my christmas cards. monday i will venture forth into the post office and buy some more stamps. you should probably pray that i make it out alive, because the odds are not so good.
also, i’ve discovered that there has got to be a better address keeping system [...]

sometimes it’s really hard to write when the thing that’s playing biggest (TPoIWCS) on your mind is the one thing that you really cannot, should not write about. such self-censoring seems to clog up all the other things that you could still say, leaving you utterly pointless and emotionally constipated. it sorta sucks a giant [...]

so guess which internet’s sweetheart/supergenius got an e-mail from her most favorite cute cute cute slacker writing teacher? yeah, that’d be me. sure he was asking if there was truth to the rumor of the third paul show and sure he threatened to make Dale (my current writing teacher) get all chucky on my ass [...]

we have a new favorite song in jodiland. that’s right the internet’s sweetheart is in love with the cheesedoggiest of cheesedog song and we’re not afriad to admit it.
it’s the counting crow’s “accidentally in love” from the Shrek 2 soundtrack. I KNOW! but it just makes me smile kinda goofily and shake my booty in [...]

i had to put on pants and i’m none too thrilled about it. one should not be required to wear pants on a sunday. i think it needs a constitutional amendment. i’m soon off to sister #2’s for the memorial day hooha. i had to make potato salad. that’s a lot of fucking work. of [...]

for those of you who may or may not be curious about what the artguy and i e-mail about all day long, here’s a brief excerpt. oh aren’t you some lucky darling ones seeing the very inside private e-mail of the internet’s sweetheart?

are you in a tizzy wondering what to get the internet’s sweetheart (that’s me, bucko) for her birthday (which is a mere 10 days away)?
well, worry no more. i want this. i want it more than i want matt dillion, chocolate, sex and a new paul westerberg cd combined.
really, i do!

still wondering what to get your favorite internet sweetheart (that’d be me) for christmas? never, fear! i’ll take one of these in burnt sienna (or charcoal, or brown, or storm grey, or plum).

if you are wondering what to get your favorite internet sweetheart (yes, that would be me), i would love this more than anything else i can imagine.

this little vacation has turned me into this slothlike person who sleeps like eight hours a night. it’s so strange. my back can’t handle so much unadulterated sleep. my brain is having a hard time digesting all the strange dreams that accompany it. last night featured a dancelines of pregnant teens performing in a parade [...]

for those who are curious here is the dinner of the internet’s sweetheart:
kraft cheese and macaroni (the difficult kind, none of that easy mac crap)
pillsbury grand biscuits
extreme zesty sour cream and cheddar doritos
chocolate milk.
so whose coming to dinner?

i am not sure what my damage is, but i am grouchy. i dunno if it’s even grouchy, i am annoyed and kinda pissed off. about what i am not so sure.
oh she of furrowed brow, frowny face and anger at the back of her brain. that is me.
i even made a sammich, because sammiches [...]

while the matt dillon/john cusak bill is still in committee (the techdoofs are very anti-john cusack, they are fighting hard for dillon). we have come to a major decision regarding our future (we is me and the evil twin, i’m a gemini i can refer to myself as we).
we’ve decided what we want to be [...]