Woman cannot survive on Starburst jellybeans alone. However, I am giving it my best shot.

For the past four or so years I have been complaining bitterly about the pink greenbag Starburst jellybeans that taste like dishsoap.
It was a flavor abomination akin to the Lemon-scented Pledge flavored yellow Starburst. That damn dishsoap jellybean harshed my euphoric Easter candy buzz.
However, I am glad to report that after downing the very [...]

even though Christmas has those delightful cookies with the hershey kiss in the middle that i love more than i love a lot of my family, i have come to the decision that Easter is the best candy holiday there is. i think the GIANT egg-shaped Whoppers gets the assist in the Easter victory, but [...]

1. the spinach and artichoke thing i had for lunch is making my tummy hurt (or it’s the jellybeans that kappa and i had for breakfast while discussing his latest relationship drama).
2. work is putting a serious crimp in my slackerhood
3. there are like 34 things that i want to write about and haven’t found [...]

i keep crossing across the living room to peek out the patio door. i’m waiting for it to start snowing. we’re supposed to have a great gob of snow falling here in the not too distant future. i’m hoping for gobs and gobs of snow, so i can work from home claiming “bad roads” were [...]

i cried like a baby while watching “Brother’s Keeper,” which means i’m probably still alive
jonas or roland or delbert aka the unnamed iPod should be here sometime this week

my writing group in their supporting role as therapist said it was ok to be scattered and unsure and weirded out what with all the stuff going [...]

i am so sick that:
• the greenbag starburst jellybeans that i bought on monday remain unopened
• so does the bag of Whoppers Eggs
• i have not consumed more than one diet coke with lime since sunday
• i have yet to declare that easter candy is the best candy ever
• today [...]

first of all, have i mentioned lately how much i dislike the music of nick cave? they keep playing him on the radio and i just want to hacchhkk ptewie all over the place.
second of all, in honor of the upcoming greenbag starburst jellybeans season i have decided to get my addictive personality in shape [...]

with the webteam vacating my premises, i’m kind of suffering empty next syndrome. now, suddenly i’m surrounded by three grey, dull, empty cubes. it makes me a little sad.
so i keep asking everyone who walks by if they want to move over here. so far, nobody has taken me up on the offer. i [...]

a list before the 3:30.
1. i need to read Why Europeans are getting taller and taller and Americans aren’t.
2. must seriously consider moving to amsterdam
3. i have a stomachache like you wouldn’t believe. i’m not quite sure whether to blame it on the turkeyburger i had for lunch or the fatal combination of diet coke [...]