just tap your heels together three times

hello darling ones, i’m home and i got a great heap of stories to tell. right after i get some sleep.

Feb 05 2003

we’ll all be received down in graceland

Feb 05 2003

put on my blue suede shoes and i boarded the plane

aye carumba! i need to get the flock outta here. we leave at 10 p.m. tonight and i have roughly 394 things left to do. if i can just get there i know everything will be swell. right?

Sep 26 2002

postponed

it’s official. due to sister #4’s current financial situation we have postponed the trip to graceland until february. i’m a little sad, but it will be good. in honor of the postponement, i went out and bought some new perfume. you wanna smell me?

Things I Want to Tell You

I am celebrating my independence by sitting around in my pajamas until noon. [+]

The only thing the Slate piece on overused catchphrases is missing is how we really, really need to ditch douche. [+]

The best line I've read all damn day: "you can see from these photos that i was dressing like the secretary of the indigo girl's fan club, but not living the part." [+]

Joe Henry in the LA Times on Music's Literary Side. It's really good until he mentions Alice Munro (barf). [+]

You should go listen to this NPR interview with Liz Phair on the 15th Anniversary of Exile in Guyville. Go listen, now. Seriously. Go. She talks about the whole Exile on Mainstreet/Guyville thing. It's fascinating. [+]

Could The Deets be any cuter? No, no he couldn't be. [+]

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