so feel like making sweet sweet love to me yet? how about now? you totally should because I’ve been putting the vibe out there for a good hour or so. Perhaps, if you live on one of the coasts it might take a bit to get to you. . . but you midwesterners should probably [...]

hello darling ones. do you feel the overwhelming desire to make sweet, sweet love to me? i sure as hell hope not because i forgot until right now that i’m supposed to be practicing my vibe. that’s the pitfalls of being such a very Super Adult Responsible Girl — which is totally no fun at [...]

Dear Men of the World (and some women too),
I just wanted to give you advanced notice that from right now until Saturday, May 6, 2006 (a mere month before 06.06.06 which is my birthday) I will be practicing my ‘make sweet, sweet love to me vibes.’ These vibes are known to be quite potent and [...]

dear mr. doughty el delicioso,
hi, it’s me jodi. remember me? freakishly tall butt shaker standing in the back of first ave sending you her patented Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibes™ — yeah, that’s me.
so anyway mr. object of my demented affection, i have a bone to pick with you. this shouldn’t come as [...]

1. if i could have dirty, dirty sex with mick jagger’s voice (and not him, because he’s kinda old, even though his snaky hips are dead sexy), i would.
2. i’ve officially started the procrastination portion of my next short story writing excursion. the story is due on March 30th.
3. i am going to have to [...]

dear Carl,
i was just listening to “Letter from an Occupant” for about the 39,921st time in the last little while here. today instead of making it shake my ass, it instead nearly made me cry.
first before you get all uppity with me, i know that it’s all about Neko on that one, but when i [...]

i completely blame the fact that i didn’t get to make sweet sweet love to mike doughty on the sisters of Delta Delta Delta. the sisters were totally screwing with my vibe. first there was the ass grabber. now, while i’m all for a little ass-grab between couples, i am against it when it messes [...]

yeah, so i’m a little disappointed that i’m typing this instead of having mike doughty make sweet sweet love to me. but, the next best thing to making sweet sweet love is coming home after a mike doughty concert taking off your bra and eating a turkey sandwich. so yes, life it is good.
mike doughty [...]

i told some friends last night that i had to focus all my energy on the upcoming Mike Doughty concert at first ave. it’s going to take all of my powers, this concert is, because i have to send the ‘please oh please make sweet sweet love to me vibe’ from the back of first [...]