i had to go to the post office this morning. yes, i know i spend entirely too much time going to and talking about the post office, but deal with it.
so i went to the post office to parcel out some parcels and i was helped by none other than mr. yummilicious postmaster himself. [...]

and yesterday i forgot to mention that there was a happy orange slip in my mailbox which, you well know darling ones, means i get to visit my favorite sexxy postmaster. sadly he was busy helping some schmuck– but once i discovered what was in the orangey, wonderful package from mkh all thoughts of the [...]

why is it that i feel so weird for having such a lusty crush on the postmaster?
maybe it’s because he’s old enough to be my father. maybe it’s because he’s bald with a very little bit of grey hair. maybe it’s the whole cliff claven thing. postmen aren’t supposed to be sexxy are they?
but he’s [...]

there was a happy orange slip in my mailbox yesterday requesting my prescence at the post office to pick up a package for me. i can’t wait to go get it! i am hoping that i run into the yummilicious postmaster.

hey darling ones, i forgot to mention that i finally made it to the post office on friday. i know, i know those silly super special prizes were supposed to be mailed out like an eon ago.
what can i say? i’m a slacker.
you will be happy to know that when i went to the [...]

Have I mentioned lately that I have a giant crush on the Postmaster? Well, I don’t think he’s officially a postmaster. That’s just what I call him since he works at the post office.
Today, I had to hobble on down to the post office to pick a package. Really, seeing that orange, ‘We have a [...]