Entries Tagged as 'Practice'
In danger of losing body parts
I’ve reached the point in my mini-Independence vacation where I have to start being productive or very important parts of my body will fall off, namely my brain and my clitoris. Both of which I value tremendously. This means I either have to clean Supergenius HQ or write. If either of these things occur today [...]
Read moreA sign you’ve had too many gin & tonics
Friday night, Peabo hosted a small gathering of former-classmates (and their significant others). We were sitting around the table, finishing up our burgers and brats when the conversation turned to insomnia and pot smoking.
One of the attendees (yes, I am being purposefully obscure here) mentioned how she smoked pot most every night because it helps [...]
On literature-induced orgasms or, I think this bodes well for 2007
No evening of total indulgence and self-decadence would be complete without a healthy orgasm or two (or three). So, I’m upstairs doing my business, practicing my little heart out when I hear one of my neighbors shoveling their driveway or sidewalk. All thoughts of tall dark-haired men, spanking, and erotic naughtiness flew out of my [...]
Read moreJodi and the unsatisfying orgasm
Last night I had a most unsatisfying orgasm, which was a first for me. Well not the first unsatisfying orgasm ever, but the first alone. I’m usually really quite good at getting me off. In fact, I’m pretty good in general flying solo or with a partner. I’m not bragging either. It’s the truth, and [...]
Read morePracticing a little self restraint
I spoil myself rotten. I am not very good with NO! Especially when it comes to catering to every single one of my whims, which is why I often spend Sundays in a reading, practicing, and napping — usually many times throughout the day.
Today, I am trying to show a modicum of self-restraint. It’s not [...]
mr. rabbit mr. rabbit your ears are mighty long
i’m beginning to feel a little bit like a shut-in. sure, i did stop by work for a minute yesterday, but still . . . i’ve pretty much been in the house since Sunday. i’m about ready to take an axe to the front door and announce “here’s jodi.”
when you spend so much time [...]
an orgasm to the rescue
if my left eye does not shoot from my skull taking my glasses with it within the next 2 hours i will be surprised. i’ve got a viscious headache and i really want to start punching people in the neck. i’m not sure what brought this thing on. if i knew i would go back [...]
Read morea sign from inside
i woke up this morning singing everyone else has had more sex than me. even my subconcious is getting a bit depressed about our lack of action. this is a bit ironic because today’s album of the day is Weezer’s “Pinkerton.” and the song i am currently listening to is “i’m tried of sex.” which [...]
Read morethe itchy nipples of fire should have been clue enough
ever since i moved in september my monthly clock has been all fucked up. and though i didn’t really miss the PMS, i kinda hated the random let’s get our period at the most inconvienent times ever like when we’re in canada-ness of not being so regular.
now, since i totally have dibs on 06 [...]
the twelve days of christmas start now.
well i m home — pajamaed, unbraed and westerberged. of course the guy whose spleen i was about to rip out called me as i was putting on my coat.
“i just got your e-mail,” he said (the one i had sent telling him i was leaving and out for TWELVE DAYS and good luck [...]
trying to get back on the wagon
after taking such a long hiatus from writing, it’s hard to get back on the wagon. sometimes i get so busy living life that i don’t have time to document it. but i have stories to tell. though, i think, most of them will have to wait until after wednesday, because that’s when i start [...]
Read morefor the record
my fancy new toothbrush is about 10 times louder then my vibrator.
Read morei’ll never eat another cookie again
this should definitely be filed under ‘you learn something new everyday.’ except what i have learned has shattered my world view and ruined my between meal snacks. allegedly, according to very reliable source, cookie is a slang term. it does not mean a yummy baked good filled with chocolate, peanut butter or some other delight. [...]
Read moreno fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark (a post about practicing)
i awoke this morning at 7:15, a full fifteen minutes before the alarm was set to go off and like a full half hour before i actually planned on getting out of bed.
unlike most mornings, i was feeling strangely awake. instead of snuggling deeper under the covers, i threw the covers off, rolled onto my [...]
high slut potential
earlier this week The Complete Calvin and Hobbes was FINALLY released. i’ve had this on my amazon to-buy list for months. i love Calvin and Hobbes with a passion that could border on creepy if i wasn’t so easily distracted. whenever i’m feeling really down my favorite thing to do is strip down to my [...]
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