So I was on the Dating Game but instead of three bachelors, I had a bachelor and a bachelorette. One was Prince and the other was Liz Phair. They answered all my questions with each other’s dirtiest lyrics. As the game progressed they went from speaking the lyrics to singing the lyrics. Even in dreams [...]

Police cut Prince’s First Ave show short.

Stacy at More Cowbell blogs from the Prince ticket line at First Ave. City Pages also has some pics.

Prince has been usurped by The Stones’ “It’s Only Rock and Roll (But I Like it).” That is all.

Song currently stuck on repeat: If I Was Your Girlfriend, by Prince. The line “We don’t have to make love to have an orgasm” slays me every time.

UPDATE: now, instead of sleeping with the first person to sing “Lay Lady Lay,” i plan on sleeping with the first person to sing Prince’s “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World.” what song could i sing to you to sleep with you? you know, if you were that easy.