Who is the blow job queen in MN?
I had no idea there was such a thing. I’m assuming there is some sort of pageant held at like the Radison in Roseville with contestants swapping tips on how to fight the gag reflex.
Is confusion caused by not using serial commas?
Yes. Oddly enough we were just talking [...]
Posts Tagged: questions answered
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Dec 09
Answering the Googlers’ Questions XIII: In praise of the serial comma
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Nov 09
Answering the Googlers’ Questions XII: Severe lack of wit edition
This is a feature on I Will Dare where we answer the questions that brought inquiring Googlers to our doorstep. Usually it’s much funnier, but I didn’t sleep a lot last night. However, I do have to tell you that my DVR is currently in possession of 10.5 hours of V (the mini-series, both of [...]
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Oct 09
Answering the Googlers Questions XI: All Dawson’s all the time
Here’s what I’ve learned looking at this month’s logs, a lot of people are really concerned about what to wear to a Journey concert. Also, I could turn I Will Dare into a Dawson’s Creek blog and people would be happy (and so would I, for about 20 minutes)
How many kids does Marie Osmond have?
Eight [...]
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Aug 09
Answering the Googlers’ Questions X: The return of a fan favorite
Since it’s been awhile. . . this is a feature on I Will Dare where we answer the questions that brought inquiring Googlers to our doorstep.
Is the road to hell is paved with adverbs?
Yes, yes it is. It’s also paved with that shitty Chuck Klosterman novel.
What should I wear to a Journey concert?
Whatever you [...]
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Nov 08
Answering the Googlers’ Questions IX: There sure is a lot of curiousity surrounding Dawson’s Creek on the Internet edition
It’s been many, many months since I’ve answered the googlers’ questions. I feel bad. All these people thirsty for information, and me hogging it all. Shame on me.
What happened to Aunt Jodi?
After Jimmy quit, she got married, you should have known they’d never get far. Oh, but when you look back now, that summer seemed [...]
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Jul 08
Answering the Googlers’ Questions VIII: Too preoccupied for real content edition
do you like amanda lorber?
Hell yes I do. She’s that amazing mix of awkward and self-confidence that I find so charming because I like to think that I was like that in high school. And she has great glasses.
is it ok to wear concert t shirts to concerts?
No. Unless, of course, you want to be [...]
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Mar 08
Answering the Googlers’ Questions VI: People sure are curious about tall women
As many of you know, we here at I Will Dare strive to provide factual answers to the questions that bring Googlers to these pages. Here is the latest installment.
are there any songs with the name jodi in them?
Heck yeah.
Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole + the Commotions
Jody by America
Jodi by The Dodos
Jody Sings by Masters of [...]
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Feb 08
Answering the Goolgers Questions: Doing my part to keep karma from kicking ass
What is the name of space between scrotum and anus?
Taint
pretty little don’t do what it used to lyrics looking like a train wreck
Save it For a Rainy Day by The Jayhawks
who sings damn i wish i was your lover?
Sophie B. Hawkins
have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and thought damn i’m hot!?
No.
is bret [...]
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Jan 08
Answering the Googlers’ Questions IV: There is no talk about penises this time
What is kinoki?
They’re these totally funky pads that you stick to the bottom of your feet to remove all your toxins. They are also a total scam.
How do you know how tall your gonna be
The doctors can measure the spaces between your bones when you’re a kid. I guess that gives them some indication of [...]
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Dec 07
Answering the Googlers’ Questions III: The too much wine last night edition
I hosted Rock and Roll Bookclub at my house last night. I drank so much wine and laughed so hard that I hurt something. I am not sure what, but something. After two naps, I think I might survive.
In the meantime, I would like to take this time to answer some of the Googler’s [...]
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Nov 07
A special Thanksgiving episode of Answering the Googlers Questions
On this day of thanks, I want to give back to the community. Here, I have answered some of the Googler’s questions to the best of my ability.
What’s the illusion song from South Park Guitar Hero?
Carry on My Wayward Son by Kansas
Why does a person tell you that they need a break and then later [...]
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Nov 07
Answering the Googlers’ Questions II
As a public service, we here at Supergenius Headquarters like to spend some time answering the googlers questions, the very questions that bring them here to iwilldare.com
why is it that boys can just hurt girls with no problem?
It probably has something to do with the penis. I am not sure.
do short men feel strange [...]
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Dec 06
Answering the Googlers questions
These are the questions that bring people to iwilldare.com, I thought I’d help them find the information they seek.
Q: If I lick a door will I get sick?
A: Yes, probably. Don’t go around licking doors, that’s just gross.
Q: Who sings ‘my body is your body i won’t tell anybody’?
A: We are scientists.
Q: How do you [...]
