Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word questions answered. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.
Is Jack Kerouac overrated? Yes. I’ve read On the Road three times and still don’t like it. The Dharma Bums was unreadable. Tweedy song about quitting job? Dear Employer How do I lose my virginity to my sister? You don’t, unless you’re locked in the attic by your flaky mom and evil grandmother for like [...]
Who is the blow job queen in MN? I had no idea there was such a thing. I’m assuming there is some sort of pageant held at like the Radison in Roseville with contestants swapping tips on how to fight the gag reflex. Is confusion caused by not using serial commas? Yes. Oddly enough we [...]
This is a feature on I Will Dare where we answer the questions that brought inquiring Googlers to our doorstep. Usually it’s much funnier, but I didn’t sleep a lot last night. However, I do have to tell you that my DVR is currently in possession of 10.5 hours of V (the mini-series, both of [...]
Here’s what I’ve learned looking at this month’s logs, a lot of people are really concerned about what to wear to a Journey concert. Also, I could turn I Will Dare into a Dawson’s Creek blog and people would be happy (and so would I, for about 20 minutes) How many kids does Marie Osmond [...]
Since it’s been awhile. . . this is a feature on I Will Dare where we answer the questions that brought inquiring Googlers to our doorstep. Is the road to hell is paved with adverbs? Yes, yes it is. It’s also paved with that shitty Chuck Klosterman novel. What should I wear to a Journey [...]
It’s been many, many months since I’ve answered the googlers’ questions. I feel bad. All these people thirsty for information, and me hogging it all. Shame on me. What happened to Aunt Jodi? After Jimmy quit, she got married, you should have known they’d never get far. Oh, but when you look back now, that [...]
do you like amanda lorber? Hell yes I do. She’s that amazing mix of awkward and self-confidence that I find so charming because I like to think that I was like that in high school. And she has great glasses. is it ok to wear concert t shirts to concerts? No. Unless, of course, you [...]
As many of you know, we here at I Will Dare strive to provide factual answers to the questions that bring Googlers to these pages. Here is the latest installment. are there any songs with the name jodi in them? Heck yeah. Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole + the Commotions Jody by America Jodi by The [...]
What is the name of space between scrotum and anus? Taint pretty little don’t do what it used to lyrics looking like a train wreck Save it For a Rainy Day by The Jayhawks who sings damn i wish i was your lover? Sophie B. Hawkins have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror [...]
What is kinoki? They’re these totally funky pads that you stick to the bottom of your feet to remove all your toxins. They are also a total scam. How do you know how tall your gonna be The doctors can measure the spaces between your bones when you’re a kid. I guess that gives them [...]
I hosted Rock and Roll Bookclub at my house last night. I drank so much wine and laughed so hard that I hurt something. I am not sure what, but something. After two naps, I think I might survive. In the meantime, I would like to take this time to answer some of the Googler’s [...]
On this day of thanks, I want to give back to the community. Here, I have answered some of the Googler’s questions to the best of my ability. What’s the illusion song from South Park Guitar Hero? Carry on My Wayward Son by Kansas Why does a person tell you that they need a break [...]
As a public service, we here at Supergenius Headquarters like to spend some time answering the googlers questions, the very questions that bring them here to iwilldare.com why is it that boys can just hurt girls with no problem? It probably has something to do with the penis. I am not sure. do short men [...]
These are the questions that bring people to iwilldare.com, I thought I’d help them find the information they seek. Q: If I lick a door will I get sick? A: Yes, probably. Don’t go around licking doors, that’s just gross. Q: Who sings ‘my body is your body i won’t tell anybody’? A: We are [...]
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