Does making the Tibbles watch the 40 Most Softsational Soft Rock songs on VH1 Classics constitute child abuse? How about if I sing along to every single song at the top of my lungs?
May 21 2008
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The questions that try women’s souls
1. What color was the house in Goonies?
2. Is it led or lead as in “He led the discussion” (I had to get Peabo’s help on that one)
3. What are the names of the peppers they put in the Papa John’s pizza box?
P.S. Remember how I am totally in love with David Gates? In the [...]
Mar 06 2008
A Thursday afternoon riddle
Q. Why did the writer find herself obsessively cleaning her keyboard mere hours before her short story that was not yet complete was due?
A. Wombats!
This is where you crack up to the point of tears at my stress-induced wit.
Dec 13 2007
I send back out of office autoreplies
How many times do you think a semi-sane 35-year-old woman can listen to Jens Lekman’s “A Postcard to Nina” in one week? My guess, about 23. I am not sure though. I’ll have to go home and hook Eurydice up to sync her to find out.
will you pretty please tell me about your memories of 1994? do you remember the day Kurt Cobain died? what else do you remember from that year?
Oct 26 2005
boys of summer
riddle me this. why is it so damn charming when boys love love love baseball with a passion? i can’t figure it out. but i just love this trait in men. and i don’t even like baseball (though i shouldn’t judge too harshly because i’ve never been to a game).
Feb 24 2004
crushes sour
i’m having one of those days, the kind that started last night with the utter feeling of dread i had about coming to work today. i’m just not happy with any of it at all. i feel like i’m being held back, like i can’t do all that i could creatively because everyone here is [...]
Jun 02 2003
your opinion matters
here’s the question of the day: for my 31st birthday should i get myself a new tattoo or a dvd player?
Mar 13 2003
answer me now!
when you hear the letters P-D-A what do you think of? quick!
Sep 01 2002
opening the floodgates
i probably shouldn’t ask, because perhaps i don’t want to know.
but do you, darling ones, seriously think i am clinically depressed? i don’t think i am. i just think i am more a moody, mouthy bitch more than anything. but do i come off as someone who is depressed and should seek help?
