A Night Out with Bret Michaels, the New York Times profiles the rock of love. What did I learn? He drinks Beefeater and Diet Coke. [thanks Largeheartedboy!]

You know, I thought I had it bad for the skanks and strippers that populated Rock of Love 2 but I was wrong. Those slutty women ain’t got nothing on Amanda from my new absolute favorite TV show The Paper. Amanda is, as I like to say, the bomb digs.
I can say with absolutely [...]

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Some how, I’m not exactly sure how, I made it through the Rock of Love 2 Season Finale without having a heart attack. There were a few times where I thought the lethal combination of joy and anticipation would kill me, but I made it through.
If you haven’t watched the episode STOP RIGHT HERE, because [...]

I am literally squirming with glee while watching the Rock of Love 2 finale. If he picks Walleye I will die. DIE.

will he think less of me?
I doubt it. Guys are like puppies, even if he thought less of you, it’d be for about 49 secons.
book club questions about then we came to the end
1. Oh my god why did we waste precious hours of our life reading this crap?
2. Is it possible for such a [...]

With my short story due in a few days, I have spent the seven of the last thirteen hours bent over my computer. It seems that after a month of ignoring it, I have decided that if I don’t finish my online portfolio RIGHT NOW I will surely die.
Of course now I’m taking a [...]

I’d be lying to you if I didn’t confess that aside from the orgasm I had on Friday while the Tibbles were at my parents’ and Sister #3 was at school that the best time I’ve had in the last three weeks was watching Rock of Love today. I actually squirmed with glee.
I’m calling [...]

Sometimes when I watch Rock of Love I get so giddy and joyful that I squirm in my chair and cackle. I realize that I should feel guilty for taking so much pleasure from something so patently offensive and awful and yet I don’t.

About once a week, I get an e-mail from someone through the contact link on Paul Westerberg.net addressed to Paul Westerberg. Yes, I get Paul Westerberg’s e-mail and it’s really quite fascinating.
At The Craft performance back in September, Westerberg referred to his fans as a fistful of weirdos. He was right. At least he was [...]

Sunday mornings are quickly becoming my favorite time of the week. I settle into the La-Z-Grrl with a jumbo cup of coffee and snuggle up with Bret Michaels. After watching this week’s episode I am pretty sure that this is the second best show on TV. Project Runway is first.
How can I tell? There are [...]

1. Discovering a half-full bag of dark chocolate M&Ms leftover from Christmas in the cupboard.
2. Bret Michaels on Conan O’Brien.

I had to spend two days in the penalty box for unhumanlike conduct. I had a nasty bout of insomnia that left me a bratty, self-pity-filled baby. I figured the Internet didn’t need any more of my self-indulgent babbling about turning into a basement-dwelling gas station attendant. I know I didn’t.
I’m out of the [...]

This just in! Bret Michaels will return as the rocker on the make in Rock of Love 2! I think I will have a Rock of Love 2 party where everyone dresses as their favorite skank.

Okay, I know I wasn’t alone hooting and hollering along with the Rock of Love Reunion show. Here’s a great VH1 interview with Jes, who doesn’t tiptoe around why she dissed Brett.