so after 83 hours of synching up with ogden, Roland II the electric boogaloo was ready to bring the rock. i slipped him into his sex-toy-like case (because i made a promise to Roland to be much kinder to his successor) and held my breath as i clicked “Shuffle Songs.” unlike with the original roland, [...]

somebody i know was up until 3 a.m. reading John Irving’s Until I Find You, making her incredibly sleepy and super bitchy today. rampant hormones are totally not helping them atter at all.
and though i’m totally not really digging the book all that much, i still cannot seem to put it down. damn you John [...]