if i had Roland here and in good working condition, i’d be listening to “bastards of young” by the replacements so loud that your ears would be bleeding. “the ones that love us least are the ones we’ll die to please” indeed.
loving us least
he is dead, soon to be wrapped in plastic
i remember lo those many months ago when Roland was brand new. i remember sitting on the phone talked to darling jason and just caressing him lovingly (roland, not jason). it was a match made in heaven, roland was born for me, so beautiful and true, i could have died there with him.
sadly, he’s the [...]
top 25 thus far
i synched up Roland with Ogden this morning for the first time, in what felt like ages. i had to get the dresden dolls album onto Roland. once i got to work i took a gander at the Top 25 Most Played songs. I was surprised by quite a few of them. I had no [...]
money money money from low grade weed
you know what makes me laugh? when i write something uttery preposterous for work, to just see if they’ll let me get away with it. sometimes, i am surprised by what they let me get away with, like that time i used ‘color me impressed’ in a headline. also, i have just realized that with [...]
it’s here! it’s here! it’s here!
the iPod that hasn’t been named yet is here and i think i love it. i just keep kissing it ever so gently on it’s shiny plastic wrapping and whispering how much i love it and just how cute it is and that i love love love it. love it.
it’s time to get serious
my delightful, long-coveted, much-anticipated iPod will be here shortly and i haven’t decided on a name. i wonder if this is a little what sister #3 feels like with baby #3 due any day and no idea on what to name him (my endless pleas for Eli have fallen on totally deaf ears).
so should [...]
so yeah, who has time for complete sentences and thoughts? not me. the plague, which i thought had nearly killed me has apparently not, because those girl scout cookies sitting on my desk are looking mighty good to me. too bad i don’t have some damn jellybeans here.
also, i bought an iPod. i forgot to [...]



