9:52 am, 13.Mar.08 · 3 Comments

As many of you know, we here at I Will Dare strive to provide factual answers to the questions that bring Googlers to these pages. Here is the latest installment.
are there any songs with the name jodi in them?
Heck yeah.
Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole + the Commotions
Jody by America
Jodi by The Dodos
Jody Sings by Masters of [...]

11:01 pm, 07.Jan.08 · 1 Comment

What is kinoki?
They’re these totally funky pads that you stick to the bottom of your feet to remove all your toxins. They are also a total scam.
How do you know how tall your gonna be
The doctors can measure the spaces between your bones when you’re a kid. I guess that gives them some indication of [...]

11:06 pm, 09.Dec.07 · 2 Comments

I hosted Rock and Roll Bookclub at my house last night. I drank so much wine and laughed so hard that I hurt something. I am not sure what, but something. After two naps, I think I might survive.
In the meantime, I would like to take this time to answer some of the Googler’s [...]

12:31 pm, 22.Nov.07 · 1 Comment

On this day of thanks, I want to give back to the community. Here, I have answered some of the Googler’s questions to the best of my ability.
What’s the illusion song from South Park Guitar Hero?
Carry on My Wayward Son by Kansas
Why does a person tell you that they need a break and then later [...]

10:05 pm, 04.Nov.07 · 2 Comments

As a public service, we here at Supergenius Headquarters like to spend some time answering the googlers questions, the very questions that bring them here to iwilldare.com
why is it that boys can just hurt girls with no problem?
It probably has something to do with the penis. I am not sure.
do short men feel strange [...]

11:33 am, 15.Dec.06 · 1 Comment

These are the questions that bring people to iwilldare.com, I thought I’d help them find the information they seek.
Q: If I lick a door will I get sick?
A: Yes, probably. Don’t go around licking doors, that’s just gross.
Q: Who sings ‘my body is your body i won’t tell anybody’?
A: We are scientists.
Q: How do you [...]

3:19 pm, 03.Jan.03 · Comments Off

apparently if you wish you had a good girl who missed you, you are wishing for me.

11:23 am, 14.May.01 · 3 Comments

for reasons i don’t understand, this search, Google Search: how to know if you are pregnant, shows up about every other day in my refer logs. i pity the poor fool who comes to iwilldare.com looking for information on pregnancy.

11:20 am, 10.May.01 · 1 Comment

finally, a search i can be proud of: Yahoo! Search Results for “gender roles and cartoons”

3:43 pm, 25.Apr.01 · 5 Comments

according to google, iwilldare.com is the place to find out how to get porn even if you under 18.

4:50 am, 23.Mar.01 · Comments Off

you know what’s disturbing? i’ve got roughly 50 refers from aol search engines. half of them are searching for “tall woman” (where i turn up #3) and the other half are looking for freaky woman (where i am #1-wahoo!). i wonder why they just don’t search for tall, freaky woman (yet again i am #1, [...]

12:15 am, 02.Jan.01 · Comments Off

11= the number of times some stinky pervert has used aol search to look for “forced sex pics” and come to my website today. yes, that’s today. well, it’s either the same pervert 11 times or 11 perverts just once. i don’t really know. hrmph!