I have to do two things outside Supergenius HQ tomorrow. Just two things, two relatively simple things: grocery shop (because I’ve eaten all the food I’d really ever entertain eating and the only stuff left is that which will only be eaten in case of an apocalyptic event that prevents any sort of pizza delivery [...]

You know the only reason I’d ever think about getting married is so that I could register for stuff and con someone into buying me this, because I really love it. I don’t need a gravy boat or a sauce tureen or whatever they call it. But it’s so pretty that I would put it [...]

I was sitting inside of Ruby in the SuperT parking lot talking on the phone to FFJ about Rock of Love. As we talked I watched a tiny brunette woman, Coach purse in the crook of her elbow, Starbucks cup clutched in her hand roll her cart to the back of her Hummer. She popped [...]

wooha! i’m going shopping with kari, the best friend, today and then we’re going to lunch and it promises to be great gobs of fun. i told myself that i can blow all the money i made at the bowling alley last night.