1:54 pm, 06.Sep.05 · No Comments

if you were brave enough to kiss me and lucky enough for me to acquiesce to such a thing, i’m pretty sure i’d taste pretty damn good. a friend once told me that what you eat effects how you taste. since i’ve been drinking nothing but Green Mango Tea with honey and lime, i’d better [...]

12:01 pm, 04.Sep.05 · 2 Comments

snot-colored aliens have taken up residence in my skull and they’ve decided they want out by any means necessary, so at least we agree on that. i was hoping the withdrawl from my body would be quick and peaceful. but no. oh no. these aliens are not leaving without a ruckus. i am currently trying [...]

1:44 pm, 03.Sep.05 · 1 Comment

i just had to cancel my dinner plans with iwilldare.com reader and frequent commenter, charles. i am super pissed. why? because i have a motherfucking cold. why do i have a cold? because one of my coworkers was sick all this week and wouldn’t fucking go home. so now i’m sick and it’s the weekend. [...]

10:42 am, 26.Aug.05 · No Comments

i’ve never been much for team sports. i mean, really, there’s no I in TEAM and i’m all about me (ok, that’s not true at all, i wasn’t much for team sports because i was the too tall fat booknerd, but that doesn’t fit my analogy). well today i discovered that in the team that [...]

11:10 am, 24.May.05 · 2 Comments

my general ‘just say no to drugs’ sort of stance on life sort of goes out the door the minute i get a cold. i used to try to brave it and get through it using only orange juice and threats to the great god above that if i don’t get better soon i will [...]

11:09 pm, 01.May.05 · 1 Comment

struck down in the prime of life, that’s me. it seems the plague has returned to claim my youth and vitality. or it might be allergies. i can’t tell the difference between a cold and allergies, so we’ll just call it the plague. the kind of plague that saps you of all your post-napping energy [...]

9:13 pm, 01.Mar.05 · 3 Comments

i’ve just mixed myself up a nyquil cocktail (two parts nyquil liquicaps + one part tea with lime and honey), which means i will probably unconscious in about 20 minutes. this plague has really kicked my ass, and i’m hoping another 10-12 hours of sleeping like the dead will be enough to bring me back [...]

5:35 pm, 10.Nov.04 · 2 Comments

somehow between rock and rolling all night and partying everyday, i’ve managed to get sick again. everytime i swallow, it’s like like like really hurty. i have big plans to curl up with a mug of various potions graphicsboy sent home with me and a couplea movies that game in BRIGHT GREEN envelopes from netflix.

1:06 pm, 13.Oct.04 · 1 Comment

if i had known today was going to be such an awful, vile day i would have stayed in bed. that was my first inclination when i heard the alarm clock roar, but now i decided to be good workerbee and haul ass into work pronto. i should have stayed home because i totally got [...]

1:36 pm, 12.Oct.04 · 2 Comments

i decided that it might be a good idea to leave my germ-filled abode and venture out into the bacteria-filled great outdoors. really, i just had to run to the post office to pick up a mystery package that had been sitting there waiting for me since the 8th.
i was a littly giddy as i [...]

12:26 pm, 12.Oct.04 · 1 Comment

the plague has knocked me flat on my back. i’ve spent most of the past 21 hours in some semblance of sleep. i did manage to say conscious for an entire three hours last night, at this point it seems like a miracle. i’m thinking that for a delicious change of pace, i might go [...]

2:58 pm, 11.Oct.04 · 2 Comments

i’m home now from work, all snuggly in my footie jammies. ok, well not really because i don’t wear jammies. i guess it’s more a symbolic sort of snuggliness. i’m also on my way to a nice, long nap. that is if i can stop sucking down the diet coke.
i know! i know when you [...]

9:35 pm, 10.Oct.04 · Comments Off

i think i might be in the process of getting sick. my throat is beginning to get achey and swallowing has ceased being a mindless activity. this is not sitting well with me, because i’m too busy to be sick. i got the chiliwinkers coming over this weekend and the big benefit the week after [...]

1:07 pm, 08.Sep.04 · Comments Off

the random pill that i took from my desk and swallowed as quelled the rebel escape brewing in my skull. i’m not much of a pill popper, but sometimes i just want to stand-up and give modern medicine a big round of applause. now i can get back to what i do best, listening [...]

11:33 am, 08.Sep.04 · Comments Off

it feels a little like the portion of my face from my eyebrows to my top lip is trying to escape from my skull by carving its way through the bone with a rusty spoon. i took some random sinus pill that i had sitting on my desk and hope that will keep the escapees [...]