It’s 1:16 p.m. and you sit down to a fine turkey sandwich for lunch. While eating your turkey sandwich you watch the latest Dawson’s Creek rerun and decide that after lunch you’re gonna clean the Fortress of Solitude that needs to be de-Tibbled. While eating lunch decide that you need a new printer because your [...]
Apr 22 2008
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This is your brain on ADD
Apr 15 2008
JOB: Assistant to the Supergenius
We are seeking a highly driven, ultra-creative, somewhat- energetic individual who thrives on a challenge to assist our Supergenius with essential creative, professional, and cookie-eating tasks. This position is a tremendous opportunity for a person to do more than just exist in an increasingly soulless world, you will be able to assist a one-of-kind Supergenius. [...]
Dec 28 2007
Day 9: A confession
Bedtime: 1:04 a.m.
Waketime: 9:28 a.m.
Goals for the day: Write some stuff
Okay. I am a little ashamed to admit this, but I have not left Supergenius HQ since Tuesday. It’s Friday today. I went outside last night to check the mail just to make sure the outside still existed. It does. From what I could tell [...]
Oct 05 2007
Whiskey Foxtrot Hotel — I *heart* outages
For a variety of reasons that I don’t understand the network was down at Hell, Inc. That means I got to work, spent an hour chatting with my pals waiting for the network to come back online, and when it didn’t went home to ostensibly “WFH.”
I can’t think of a better way to spend a [...]
