i’m home from work and i don’t have to go back for four whole days. i’ve already taken off my pants and danced a jig of glee in my underpants.
Nov 26 2003
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underpants dance
May 23 2003
tonight’s specials
the menu for tonight:
chicken fettuccini alfredo with fresh garlic and red and green peppers
green salad
italian bread
Brownie Turtle Sundae and a viewing of adaptation.
what time will you be here?
for all you clamoring for the bodascious ta-tas shirt, you will have to settle for this photo. it was taken for medical purposes only. please note the hellasciously painful and itchy bugbite. feel sorry for me!
Sep 22 2002
the secret’s in the sauce
ok, i just got done chopping up the garlic and now the spaghettic sauce is bubbling happily in the crockpot. lots of peppers and onions, i hope you don’t mind. i’ve got some good roasted garlic bread to go with it too! and for dessert, ben & jerry’s karamel sutra!
you should probably show up around [...]
Jun 25 2001
wonderful, wonderful me!
he called me wonderful.
Jun 24 2001
the perks of being the internet’s sweetheart
ok, so i’ve been doing some thinking. since i can’t seem to get me a bitch, what i need is some groupies. afterall, i am the internet’s sweetheart. shouldn’t i have me some cute groupies hanging out all over the place?
see the groupies would want to hang out with me all the time and do [...]
May 24 2001
whispering in the dark
clearly you biatches are not sending me enough e-mail to keep me occupied. if you read this, just say hi. you can say hi. it’s not hard.
Oct 08 2000
aha! more linkage for me.
aha! more linkage for me. dave talks about my writing about the cowboy. he wondered if i regretted it, or if it was too personal. i say it happened, that’s how i was feeling right then. anyway, dave is a fruitcake. he enjoys grocery shopping. in fact, he goes to like NINE different stores to [...]
