After much thought, I have decided that I am going to change the superpower I wish that I had. For a long time I wanted the ability to flick people really hard right in the ear for any offense I deemed worthy for a really hard flick. I would be able to do the flicking [...]

i am super copywhore, hear me roar. i just tore through the worst, worst, worst and yet most profitable project we work on in softwareland. that’s right, tore through it. something that would have taken me four days at work, took me just under two hours here at home. i rule!

for a delicious change of pace, i decided to spend most of the afternoon kicking today’s ass. i’m like super copywriter girl, faster than a speeding run-on sentence, able to approve press releases in a single bound.
amazing, huh?