The 'Sweet Valley High' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word Sweet Valley High. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

July 18th, 2010

And apparently now Elizabeth Wakefield cries when she orgasms

It’s taken me over 72 hours to find the words to explain what happened on Thursday. Thursday started out like most any other day — peanut butter, apples, a little work, a little bit of “Roseanne.” But then the afternoon came and while trolling through the Google Reader I tripped over a link to Sweet [...]

April 25th, 2010

Welcome Enid to the Supergenius fold

First, you should know, I have a tag called inappropriately named electronics. Sometimes I surprise myself. Now, on with the show. I got my first computer sometime in the mid-90s. It was a Circuit City special HP and I think it cost something ridiculous like $1300. As soon as I brought it home and set [...]

September 27th, 2009

I don’t want a new Jessica, and I definitely don’t want twin Junos

When I first heard the news that Diablo Cody was going to write and produce a movie based on my beloved Sweet Valley High books I was incredulous. My first thought was, “if she turns Jessica into Juno, I’m gonna have to cut a bitch.” As Barrett so kindly pointed out on Facebook, Cody’s project [...]

April 25th, 2009

Crackpot Theory #17: Men let nostalgia get in the way of their critical thinking

Okay, I will admit upfront that I haven’t put this Crackpot Theory through the rigorous paces most of my Crackpot Theories are subjected to before the great reveal. But, well, I tempted fate by whining about being boring and unbusy which made me incredibly busy with no time for boredom. This theory of mine has [...]

April 27th, 2008

From the Fortress of Solitude

Yesterday in the midst of cleaning the Fortress of Solitude I decided that after nearly fourteen years in hiding that my Sweet Valley High books should come of the dark and take their rightful place on a bookcase. It’s so deliciously nerdy. Every time I catch a glimpse of that shelf out of the corner [...]

April 14th, 2008

Dear Jodi, the artifacts of your teen years are really just pop culture detritus

A good part of nearly every Saturday of my childhood and early teenhood were spent at the Snyder’s Drug store in Blaine located in the little mall within walking distance of our house. Generally my sisters and our friends spent our money on 99-cent Wet n Wild lipsticks, Maxi-to-go eyeshadows, and $1 grabbags from the [...]

April 11th, 2008

Size six seemed pretty perfect to me

Sweet Valley High’s Fashion Face Lift. [via]

December 30th, 2007

The Dairi Burger

The Dairi Burger, wherein a 29-year-old woman rereads all her old Sweet Valley High books. The awesomeness is unquantifiable.

June 5th, 2006

Firefox and Elizabeth Wakefield bridge the generation gap

Last week, Sister #2 sent the sisterclub an e-mail telling us how she had to buy Jaycie her first stick of deoderant and that after they left Target they went to the library where Jaycie checked out the first Sweet Valley Twins book. While the rest of the stinkies e-mailed back and forth about inheriting [...]

June 4th, 2005

mmm, a saturday morning book meme to get the weekend back on track

kelly has asked me to take part in a fun little book meme. fun! how many books do you own? gee, by my best guess right now i have about 400 on the bookshelves. you can look at old pictures of my shelves from 2 years ago. plus theres the 100+ Sweet Valley High Books [...]

March 21st, 2002

best ficitional book characters

a few weeks ago my pal tim listed his five favorite fictional characters, now NPR has listed the 100 Best Fictional Characters Since 1900, because you are all dying to know what this tallbooknerdygirlie thinks, here’s my list of most memorable fictional characters from a book: 1.) Owen Meany 2.) Mickey Sabbath 3.) the narrator [...]

August 16th, 2001

Dirty Little Secrets

I fell in love with books at an early age. Allegedly my favorite book when I was three was “Goldilocks and the Three Bears.” I memorized it. Of course I say allegedly, because I don’t remember this. I think my book tastes developed normally. I fell in love with Beverly Cleary’s Ramona in grade school. [...]