8:57 am, 13.May.08 · No Comments

Literary tattoos [via]

1:26 pm, 03.Apr.08 · No Comments

I just realized that the ampersand on Poets & Writers is nearly identical to my tattoo.

7:45 pm, 13.Mar.07 · 7 Comments

Did you know you’re not supposed to take pictures of the flash at tattoo parlors? They’re afraid that you’re gonna steal the designs and then take them to another shop to get inked. FFJ and I learned this only after I had taken the picture. So if you decide that you too simply must have [...]

12:59 pm, 31.May.06 · 12 Comments

Sister #2 keeps talking about how she’s going to get another tattoo when her friend Burgerboy comes up for a visit. And, I think it was PeeWee who left a comment about how I should get a 666 tattoo. Ever since then I’ve had the overwhelming desire to get some more ink. It is an [...]

1:58 pm, 12.Sep.05 · 2 Comments

last week i was chatting with the Uncouth Heathen (UH) about who knows what, when he asked me about my superman tattoo (i am sure he can dig up the link to the photo, i can’t remember what it is).
“what on earth made you get a superman tattoo there?” he asked.
“what?” i asked.
“i just imagine [...]

5:49 pm, 03.Jul.05 · 10 Comments

i was on my way to the Super T to get some vittles for me and the cats, when i decided to gas up Ruby before the big trip to Blaine’s Blazin’ Fourth tomorrow. i stood in line patiently, behind a muscle-shirt wearing, mustache-having guy who was eating a resse’s peanut butter cup and flirting [...]

10:09 pm, 03.Aug.03 · Comments Off

we had just finished dinner, the kidlings and i our peanut butter and jelly sammiches, the rest of the fam the beef du jour when sister #4 jumped off the couch:
“oh, i’ve got to show you guys what i got,” she said and ran to her room.
“oh yeah, i’ve got to show you guys what [...]

10:34 am, 01.Aug.03 · 4 Comments

“c’mere jess let me show you something,” i said.
“what,” she asked looking nervous as i took unbuttoned my shirt.
“see what i did,” i said rolling up the sleeve of my t-shirt.
“wow! you just went and did that last night?”
“uh huh.”
“wow!”
“sonja look,” i said, showing her my arm.
“a tattoo?”
“yes, i know you hate them, but i [...]

10:48 pm, 31.Jul.03 · 2 Comments

if’n you go and decide to get a new tattoo, here’s a little advice, eat first. at least once during the day. i haven’t eaten anything but some chewy sprees since lunch yesterday. my stomach is never gonna forgive me.
but the new tat rocks the casbah. totally rocks. i feel all tough like a biker [...]

8:50 pm, 31.Jul.03 · 4 Comments

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11:13 am, 03.Jul.03 · 4 Comments

there once was a girl with red hair who wore a red shirt and had a red tattoo. too bad my hair’s in the way– or you could have seen the whole thing. this was taken at my friend michelle’s going away party last week.

11:47 pm, 28.Mar.01 · 1 Comment

hey, i just realized that this month marks the 7th anniversary of my very first tattoo. i cute, happy purpley daisy under my right collarbone. i was so young. 21. it was spring break and everyone was gone. . . somewhere warm and fun. amy skal and i were stuck in eau claire. we decided [...]