The 'things I learned' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word things I learned. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

March 30th, 2008

Things I learned reading ‘Things I Learned From the Women Who’ve Dumped Me’

That Wolfdogg will probably have his suggestion rights for Rock and Roll Bookclub revoked again. His rights were revoked sometime in June of 07 because he suggested A Boy Called Freebird, a book so heinous and unreadable that I didn’t make it past page 40. Just because someone writes something funny for TV (Will Forte, [...]

October 28th, 2007

Things I learned from the friendly redhead stocking facial cleansers

He isn’t used to saying good morning Because he’s usually sleeping at this time Sleeping through Algebra 2 He’s lucky that the college he’s going to doesn’t have a minimum GPA or require the ACTs It’s a 9-month technical course At Wyotech He’s going to learn to work on semi-trucks His dad is not happy [...]

June 11th, 2007

Things I learned while at the Post Office

It costs $8.54 to mail a bowling pin to Utah Connor does not listen to his mom Connor is friends with the postal worker dude and will get a present when it’s his turn in line The present is for being the best big brother in the world Eight people standing in line at the [...]

June 9th, 2007

Things I learned about Dan, my friendly SuperTarget cashier

He spent all day yesterday moving And had to work the early shift at SuperT His band is playing a gig tonight near Superior, WI He’s bummed about that because he has to work at 8:45 tomorrow morning He’s very afraid of driving drunk in Wisconsin He can’t remember the name of the place they’re [...]

January 23rd, 2007

Things I learned while watching Heart’s ‘All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You’ video

It’s probably not a good idea to go driving in the rain while you’re ovulating The line ‘all I wanna do is make love to you’ will work on lonely boys in the rain, but chances are it will scare off every other man on the planet If you’re gonna use a lonely hitchhiker to [...]

January 9th, 2006

some more things i have learned about the neighbor on the right, or every girl’s crazy about a sharp-dressed man

when we last left off with the neighbor on the right, i had just discovered that he is really quite cute today i discovered: • he has that flippy, floppy heart-stoppingly adorable boy hair that is just too cute for words (last time i saw him he was wearing a winter cap) • he was [...]