Entries Tagged as 'things I learned'
Things I learned reading ‘Things I Learned From the Women Who’ve Dumped Me’
That Wolfdogg will probably have his suggestion rights for Rock and Roll Bookclub revoked again. His rights were revoked sometime in June of 07 because he suggested A Boy Called Freebird, a book so heinous and unreadable that I didn’t make it past page 40.
Just because someone writes something funny for TV (Will Forte, Stephen [...]
Things I learned from the friendly redhead stocking facial cleansers
He isn’t used to saying good morning
Because he’s usually sleeping at this time
Sleeping through Algebra 2
He’s lucky that the college he’s going to doesn’t have a minimum GPA or require the ACTs
It’s a 9-month technical course
At Wyotech
He’s going to learn to work on semi-trucks
His dad is not happy with this decision
Because he wanted him to [...]
Things I learned while at the Post Office
It costs $8.54 to mail a bowling pin to Utah
Connor does not listen to his mom
Connor is friends with the postal worker dude and will get a present when it’s his turn in line
The present is for being the best big brother in the world
Eight people standing in line at the post office will spontaneously [...]
Things I learned about Dan, my friendly SuperTarget cashier
He spent all day yesterday moving
And had to work the early shift at SuperT
His band is playing a gig tonight near Superior, WI
He’s bummed about that because he has to work at 8:45 tomorrow morning
He’s very afraid of driving drunk in Wisconsin
He can’t remember the name of the place they’re playing but it’s on the [...]
Things I learned while watching Heart’s ‘All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You’ video
It’s probably not a good idea to go driving in the rain while you’re ovulating
The line ‘all I wanna do is make love to you’ will work on lonely boys in the rain, but chances are it will scare off every other man on the planet
If you’re gonna use a lonely hitchhiker to make a [...]
some more things i have learned about the neighbor on the right, or every girl’s crazy about a sharp-dressed man
when we last left off with the neighbor on the right, i had just discovered that he is really quite cute today i discovered:
• he has that flippy, floppy heart-stoppingly adorable boy hair that is just too cute for words (last time i saw him he was wearing a winter cap)
• he was wearing a [...]
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