1. It might take me an entire day but I am capable of watching a four-hour documentary about Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers.
2. If you gave me $25 right now I probably couldn’t name more than six Tom Petty songs. However, I managed to sing along to every song included in this damn movie.
3. After [...]

“Oh look,” I pointed to the TV above our heads. “That’s kind of phallic.”
“Yes,” the TTHM said.
“Is this American Girl?” The sound was hard to hear
“I believe it is.”
I immediately started singing and shrugging my shoulders to the beat, at least the one in my head. “She was an American girl raised on promises. She [...]

I just got out of a meeting where I used the phrase “Rock and Roll” as a verb not once, but twice. Then I proceeded to punch myself in the neck until I passed out.
What is wrong with me? There is no excuse for such nonsense. The only thing I can come up with [...]