sexxy black, as i call her, was the belle of the post-holiday office ball. everyone who walked by had to touch her, to try her out. “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog” they typed. “it was a dark and stormy night,” was another favorite. i kept asking them how much they’d give [...]
Dec 29 2003
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shift freedom
Dec 29 2003
sexxy black
i got my sexxy black typewriter today. it’s just about the cutest thing i ever did see. when i get home tonight i will take pictures so you can see it. it’s so cute. so cute.
also, mcsweeney’s 12 and jesus’ son in the mail. i think if i could sit home for a month i [...]
Dec 18 2003
click clack wahoo
i am now the proud owner of this black beauty. go ahead, feel so jealous you could eat your own pancreas. i understand.



