Holy crap! It just took me an hour — AN HOUR — to apply for unemployment. That was like the most work I’ve done in months.
Apr 29 2008
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Like a job in and of itself
Apr 02 2008
Answers to the question ‘So what do you do now?’
Nap
Pretend like I am independently wealthy
Freak out
Read books
Think about looking for a job
Lunch
Mar 31 2008
Habits of the unemployed
When waking up at 8 a.m.* and getting yourself dressed (in plaid, flannel pajama pants and a Dan Patch Lanes t-shirt), you chant to yourself over and over “it’s Monday, it’s Monday, at least I think it’s Monday”).
*of course the unemployed are only up at that time in the morning because they were supposed [...]
