Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday of all time aside from my birthday which the US Government and Hallmark refuse to acknowledge as a national holiday. I refuse to argue about Valentine’s Day anymore. I love it and if you don’t that’s fine. I won’t waste my time trying to defrost your bitter, cold, shriveled [...]

not only do i find a mystery valentine that was mailed to work, but shannon comes over and gives me a big, fat mocha from caribou, for FREE. somebody upstairs loves me.

hahaha, darling one(s). would the mystery valentine sender please stand up? i tossed the envelope in the shredder because i thought it was just a card from some vendor. so now i haven’t the foggiest notion who sent me the card at work. c’mon, tell me? pretty please

yesterday i was whining about going to the Super Target down the street and not finding anything to buy. see, i had a mission, i wanted to buy stuff, specifically a big pack of valentines. but the Super Target is just too super for me. there’s so much crap it’s overwhelming and, well, i’m not [...]

when i realized that today was the 13th of April, i freaked out. somehow i had decided it was like the 5th or something– don’t ask. so i began a frantic search for my car payment bill. i guess they don’t give you payment books anymore, i get a monthly payment.
during the frantic search, [...]

with valentine’s day just around the corner, i know you’re in a panic on how to show your affection for the internet’s sweethear (that’d be me damnit). well, wonder no more! you can send me this! you can even send it to me early and save 10%, i won’t mind at all.

here’s an excerpt from an argument i had with manfred (who is austrian and i just love to chat with because of his accent) on valentine’s day:
“i just don’t like valentine’s day. it’s so commercial,” he said.
“but you can say that about most every holiday,” i said.
“not the religious ones.”
“i’d bet a lot of people [...]

well, if you want to get a head start on winning my heart for valentine’s day. you can order me Early Bird Rose Special-$29.99, i won’t mind that they are delivered a day early.

would the person or people who sent me the giant panda bear valentine par avion kindly step forward? i have a few suspects but i can’t make accusation without all the facts. so ‘fess up, ok?