Entries Tagged as 'whiny'
The only reason I can think of to get married
You know the only reason I’d ever think about getting married is so that I could register for stuff and con someone into buying me this, because I really love it. I don’t need a gravy boat or a sauce tureen or whatever they call it. But it’s so pretty that I would put it [...]
Read moreDistracted
It’s hard to find a job or finish my online portfolio or you know, write, when I can’t stop surfing the Web like I just discovered this new phenomenon. This is what seems to be stealing all my time:
90 Day Jane, so some woman claims she’s gonna kill herself in 90 days and is chronicling [...]
Read moreTomorrow is a fresh start
I am sad to report that tensions have increased in the great Sister Club War of 2007. We were heading towards a detente but tempers have flared and Christmas is once again in jeopardy.
After I got the phonecall from the angry sister, I curled up in the middle of my bed and was all [...]
I’m so stupid what the hell was I thinking?
I’m in the middle of a professional nervous breakdown. Nothing too life-altering just the usual lots of things to do and not so much time to do them. Matters are not helped that I am taking off Friday to prepare for HippieFest 2007 (Yes, me at a hippiefest, I might have to tell you about [...]
Read moreMeetinghead
There is no amount of free liquor, dinner, or chocolate that can make a 13-hour work day blow less goats. I thought you had the right to know.
Read moreWherein our heroine turns into a bratty 4 year old
I haven’t slept much in the past few nights. I’m not sure what my problem is. I don’t feel stressed out, but my not-sleeping seems to be saying otherwise. I think I’m worried about my next short story. Not so much the writing of the story or coming up with an idea, but finding the [...]
Read morehere’s what we know
a glass has not been invented that will be big enough to hold the drink that i need right now. got it?
Read morethe itchy nipples of fire should have been clue enough
ever since i moved in september my monthly clock has been all fucked up. and though i didn’t really miss the PMS, i kinda hated the random let’s get our period at the most inconvienent times ever like when we’re in canada-ness of not being so regular.
now, since i totally have dibs on 06 [...]
being on time blows
why is it that everytime i am not rushing to work like a madwoman with her hair on fire to make it here by exactly 9 a.m. on thursdays that my 9 a.m. is cancelled? but, without fail, whenever i am running late, the phone is ringing for that 9 a.m. meeting before i even [...]
Read morelonely, i’m ms. lonely, i have nobody for my own, i’m so lonely
al, the cutest girl on earth™, is at home working on her garage. seamus is MIA. kelly is working at the mothership. will’s contract was up on friday. kappa is MIA. wolfdogg started working 7 to 3.
i have nobody to chat with at all. not here, not online. i want to die.
DIE!
will you amuse [...]
fa-reez-ing
it’s so cold in here that i have goosebumps on all my 2000 parts. i’m thinking of burning my insurance forms and computer manuals in an attempt to generate enough heat to thaw the tip of my poor, poor goosebumped nose. what i really need to do is find my bob cratchet gloves, the ones [...]
Read morebellyachin
while i am most thankful that pms decided to not rear its ugly head until the day before my period, it doesn’t make today any more enjoyable. in fact it’s downright excruciating. i’m one long, large, exposed nerve. a nerve that is constantly on the verge of either bursting into tears or biting your head [...]
Read morei need some karmic cleansing stat
i had a wretched meeting today that went terribly and that’s left me all pissy and crabby. this pissiness and crabbiness is really making me angry because i know i’m totally fouling up my karma and i need some good karma because tickets go on sale for the Karl Mueller benefit at 5 p.m. tonight. [...]
Read moresour puss
i slept like crap in the newly rearranged bedroom. so did the cats who couldn’t quite figure out what in the hell was going on in there and spent most of the night meowing oddly and sniffing around the bed.
i am sour-faced today, angry and lonely about things that i cannot even begin to [...]
let’s hear it for drugs! yay drugs
the random pill that i took from my desk and swallowed as quelled the rebel escape brewing in my skull. i’m not much of a pill popper, but sometimes i just want to stand-up and give modern medicine a big round of applause. now i can get back to what i do best, listening [...]
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